Friday Fun With Jokes and Riddles

What better way to start the weekend than with some silliness? Let’s get the giggles going with some crazy jokes and riddles. πŸ™‚

#1.) What is a fish’s favorite country?

Answer: Finland!

#2.) What do you call a happy cowboy?

Answer: A Jolly Rancher!

#3.) What do you call a tired kangaroo?

Answer: Out of bounds!

#4.) Why do bears get cold?

Answer: Because they have bear (bare) feet!

#5.) What does a polite mink say?

Answer: “Thank you furry much!”

#6.) What is a gorilla’s favorite fruit?

Answer: Ape-ricots!

#7.) What do you call young dogs romping in the snow?

Answer: Slush puppies!

#8.) How do wolves greet each other?

Answer: “Howl are you?”

#9.) What do you get if you cross a dog and an aardvark?

Answer: An arf-bark!

#10.) What game do snakes play?

Answer: Sssss-occer!

Are you giggling yet? Which one is your favorite? I hope these jokes and riddles tickled your funny bone and made you smile! πŸ™‚

Friday Fun!

It’s Friday! And that means it’s time for some fun! Let’s share some goofy riddles!

-#1.) What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?

Answer: A watchdog!

#2.) What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?

Answer: A chipmunk!

#3.) What did one egg say to the other egg?

Answer: β€œYou crack me up!β€œ

#4.) What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Answer: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

#5.) What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Answer: Sneakers!

#6.) What has 8 legs and 8 eyes?

Answer: 8 pirates!

#7.) What does a pig say on a hot summer day?

Answer: β€œI’m bacon!”

I hope these tickled your funny bone! Be sure to try them out on your family and friends! Spread the giggles! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜„