Tag: funnyriddles

Monday Funday Riddle Time!

Today is a rainy, dreary day in our neck of the woods, so it’s a good time to share some more riddles and make us all smile! What do you say? Let’s do this! 🙂

#1.) What did the dog say to his girlfriend?

Answer: “You look fetching tonight!”

#2.) What do you get if you cross a bear and a skunk?

Answer: Winnie the Phew!

#3.) When do seals giggle?

Answer: When they hear seal-y jokes!

#4.) What is a toad’s favorite movie?

Answer: Star Warts!

#5.) What kind of car does a cat drive?

Answer: A Cat-illac!

#6.) What’s another name for a nerdy pig?

Answer: Dorky Porky!

#7.) What do you feed a goat?

Answer: Braaa-d and butt-er!

#8.) Why do parrots go to rock concerts?

Answer: Birds of a feather rock together!

I hope these riddles cheered you up and made you giggle! Now, go share them with someone else and make them a smile! 🙂

Let’s Do Some Riddles!

I realized today that we haven’t done any riddles on here in quite a while. So try these riddles and see if they make you laugh. 🙂

#1.) What did 1 waffle say to the other waffle?

Answer: “I like you a waffle lot!”

#2.) What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

Answer: An investigator!

#3.) What did the horse say when it fell?

Answer: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!”

#4.) What do you get if you put 4 ducks in a box?

Answer: A box of quackers!

#5.) What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede?

Answer: Bacon and legs!

Well, what do you think? Are those riddles funny? Did you guess any of the answers right? I think my favorite one is #5. 😉 Be sure to try these riddles on your friends and family! 🙂