Let’s Laugh!

I don’t know about you, but I could use a laugh today. Let’s check out some riddles, just for fun!

#1.) What do you call a missing parrot?

Answer: A polygon!

#2.) What do you call an elderly owl?

Answer: An old coot hoot!

#3.) What do you call an awkward bee?

Answer: A fumblebee!

#4.) What do you get if you cross a chicken and a fish?

Answer: Cluck-leberry Fin!

#5.) Why do turkeys eat fast?

Answer: Because they are gobblers!

#6.) What do you call a nutty chicken?

Answer: A cuckoo cluck!

#7.) What do you get if you cross a flowerpot and a duck?

Answer: A quack-pot!

#8.) Who won the giraffes race?

Answer: It was neck and neck!

#9.) Why did the horse turn in circles?

Answer: He was just horsing around!

#10.) What is a cow’s favorite book?

Answer: Winnie the Moo!

Haha! I hope these riddles put a grin on your face and made your day a little brighter! 🙂

Riddles to Make You Smile

It’s cold and snowing some more here! I’m trying not to complain but I could use a break from snow! So let’s see if we can tickle your funny bones with some riddles!

#1.) What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

Answer: A meltdown! 🙂

#2.) What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

Answer: Frosted Flakes!

#3.) What does a Snowshark give you?

Answer: Frost bites!

#4.) What’s the biggest problem with snow boots?

Answer: They melt!

#5.) What do you call young dogs that play in the snow?

Answer: Slush puppies!

Hope these made you smile! Stay warm!!