4th of July Riddles

Happy Independence Day! Hope you and your family are having a good holiday! We are getting together with our family and looking forward to fireworks tonight. 🙂 I found a few 4th of July riddles that your family might enjoy.

#1.) What did one flag say to the other flag?

Answer: Nothing, it just waved!

#2.) Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?

Answer: Because the horse was too heavy to carry!

#3.) What dance was popular in 1776?

Answer: Indepen-dance!

#4.) What do you serve with cheese on the 4th of July?

Answer: Fire-crackers!

#5.) Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

Answer: On a piece of paper!

#6.) What did the ghost say on the 4th of July?

Answer: “Red, white and BOO!”

#7.) What is red, white, blue & green?

Answer: Uncle Same holding a watermelon!

#8.) What do you call a snowman on the 4th of July?

Answer: A puddle!

#9.) What’s the difference between George Washington and a duck?

Answer: One has his face on a bill and the other has a bill on his face!

#10.) What flower is the most patriotic?

Answer: Yankee Doodle Dandy-lions!

Hope those riddles brightened your holiday! 🙂

Riddle Time!

Wow, life has sure been getting in the way of my time to post to this blog! We are in the middle of remodeling our house and if your luck is anything like ours, you know how these projects go…you start a SIMPLE project and it turns into many more steps than you planned on! Whew! But while my hubby is staining some trim pieces, I’m jumping on here to say hello! Let’s look at some riddles today and give ourselves a giggle break, ok? 🙂

#1.) How do frogs make breakfast?

Answer: The use a toad-ster!

#2.) What do you call an elephant in a tiny car?

Answer: Stuck!

#3.) What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?

Answer: That some poor horse is walking around in his socks!

#4.) What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

Answer: A melt-down!

#5.) What do you get when you drop a pumpkin from the 10th floor?

Answer: Squash!

#6.) What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at the restaurant?

Answer: “Use the fork, Luke!”

#7.) Why are frogs always so happy?

Answer: They eat whatever bugs them!

#8.) What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

Answer: A chew-chew train!

#9.) When do ducks get up each day?

Answer: At the quack of dawn!

#10.) What was the kitten’s favorite subject in school?

Answer: Mew-sic!

I hope these brought a smile to your face and a giggle in your belly! 🙂

Cold & Snowy Jokes Time

Oh my goodness, it is COLD outside!! Are you freezing where you live? (If you are warm, can I come visit you?!) It’s January weather in Ohio and this morning it was -14 degrees with a windchill of -26 degrees! Yes, those are minus signs in front of the numbers! Yikes!! And we have plenty of snow…it seems to snow more almost every day. It’s beautiful to look at…from inside a warm house! 😉

I thought it would be fun to share some wintertime jokes with you. Maybe laughing can make us feel warmer? It’s worth a try, right? 🙂

#1.) What did the icy road say to the car?

Answer: “Do you want to go for a spin?”

#2.) What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Answer: A puddle!

#3.) What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Answer: Frostbite!

#4.) What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Answer: Frosted Flakes and Ice Krispies!

#5.) What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Answer: “Do you smell carrots?”

#6.) What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

Answer: A snowball!

#7.) What falls but never gets hurt?

Answer: Snow!

#8.) What do snowmen call their kids?

Answer: Their chill-dren!

#9.) What do you get if you cross a wizard and a blizzard?

Answer: A cold spell!

#10.) What did the snow say to the road?

Answer: “I’ve got you covered!”

I hope these jokes cheered you up and made your insides warm! 😉 Grab a blanket and some hot chocolate and stay warm!

Happy New Year 2025!

And just like that, 2024 is done and we’ve opened up a brand new year!

Did you make any New Year’s resolutions? It could be a fun time to start some new habits with the kids. Maybe make up a chart with some boxes to check off each day when they complete a chore or activity. A chore could be making their bed or cleaning up their toys and an activity could be reading a book together or doing a simple craft. Some folks are really into making New Year’s resolutions and some folks think they are silly. To each his own! 🙂

Let’s start our new year together with a bit of silliness. Today I’m sharing some things that have made me grin or even laugh out loud when I saw them. I hope they will brighten your day! 🙂

It’s Almost Halloween!

Halloween is almost here! Have you gone trick or treating? Have you been to a Halloween parade or party? Have you laughed at any Halloween riddles? We can definitely help you with the Halloween riddles! Here’s some spooky jokes that will be sure to tickle your funny bone!

#1.) Why do ghosts never lie?

Answer: Because you can see right through them!

#2.) What kind of music do mummies like?

Answer: Wrap music!

#3.) What do you call a skeleton who sleeps all day?

Answer: Lazybones!

#4.) What fruit does Dracula like?

Answer: Neck-tarines!

#5.) What musical instrument do skeletons play?

Answer: A trom-bone!

#6.) What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Answer: BOO jeans!

#7.) How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Answer: With a pumpkin patch!

#8.) How are vampires like false teeth?

Answer: They both come out at night!

#9.) What do you call a ghost that gets too close to a fire?

Answer: A toasty ghosty!

#10.) When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Answer: When you are a mouse!

I hope you share some of these funny Halloween riddles with someone else and they make someone else smile too! Have a great Halloween! 🙂

Time Out for Laughing

Hello again! How is your week going? I hope it’s been good so far, but just in case its been less than stellar, let’s take a couple of minutes out to laugh. 🙂 As the old saying goes, “Laughter is the best medicine!” So here is your dose of medicine for today! 😉

#1.) What is the difference between a beluga and a guppy?

Answer: There’s a whale of a difference!

#2.) Why don’t bears wear hats?

Answer: They like being bear-headed!

#3.) Where does a rabbit catch a plane?

Answer: At the hare-port!

#4.) Why did the dog get into fights?

Answer: Because he was a Boxer!

#5.) Who does a frog go to when he needs an eye examination?

Answer: A hop-tometrist!

#6.) Why does nobody want to play games with the big cat?

Answer: Because they know he’s a cheetah!

#7.) What time is it when the clock strikes 13?

Answer: Time to get a new clock!

#8.) What type of dog makes the best artist?

Answer: A labra-doodler!

#9.) Who likes to eat hamburgers, fries and ants?

Answer: Ronald McAardvark!

#10.) What state has the most cats & dogs?

Answer: Pets-ylvania!

I hope these jokes cheered you up and made you smile! Now go share them with someone else and brighten their day too! 🙂

It’s All in How You Look at It

Hello! We are away on a vacation just now but I had to share this funny with you. I guess I have a weird sense of humor, but I saw a bowl of bananas the other day that made me laugh. Yep, just a bowl of bananas. Here it is…

Anything look funny to you? Just a bowl of fruit, you say? Well, here’s what I thought when I saw it…

Haha! There, you’ve had your chuckle for the day! 😁

Happy April Fool’s Day!

It’s that time of year again when we pull out all our silly pranks and play them on our favorite people! Happy April Fool’s Day! 🙂 Has anyone “pranked” you? Have YOU played a prank on someone else? Our family has had fun sharing the fun pranks of our day and we’d love to hear what silliness you’ve gotten up to! Here are some of the pranks I’ve heard about today…

#1.) Our daughter-in-law took 2 cereal bowls last night and poured some water in the bottom of them and placed the bowls in the freezer overnight with a spoon stuck in the water. This morning she added some cereal and milk to the bowls and served them to her 2 kids. As you might guess, the spoons were stuck in the bowls! 🙂

#2.) This morning I made my husband a little individual cake…a sponge cake. (Can you guess where this is going?) Yes, I used a real sponge. 😉 Here are a few pictures…

Icing the sponge cake…shhh!

It looks pretty normal, right?

Hey, my fork is bouncing off this cake!

Waaaaait a minute…this is the toughest cake I’ve ever seen…this seems very suspicious.

Oohh, its a REAL sponge cake! Very sneaky!

#3) I heard about coffee made with salt water…and coffee with salt instead of sugar added. 😉

#4.) There were stories about strawberries and blueberries and tomatoes being picked from the garden. (Which normally doesn’t happen till late spring and late summer.)

#5.) There was a rumor of a purple horse running through the property…

#6.) There was news about someone buying a new Gladiator… (No, he didn’t really.)

#7.) I saw news on Facebook today that Bob Evans restaurants are selling pancakes on a stick, today only. 😉

It’s great to have a day for fun like April Fool’s Day! 🙂 I hope you have enjoyed yours! 🙂

Time for Giggles!

Let’s get the week rolling with some silliness! Are you kids ready for some goofy jokes and riddles? Here we go! 🙂

#1.) Why did the chicken go to the doctor?

Answer: For an eggs-amination!

#2.) What happens when ducks tell jokes?

Answer: They quack up!

#3.) What did the bee say to his girlfriend?

Answer: “You are bee-utiful!”

#4.) What do you get if you cross Little Red Riding Hood with a bird?

Answer: Robin Hood!

#5.) Why are giraffes not allowed to drive cars?

Answer: They would cause giraffic jams!

#6.) What do you call horses in adjoining stalls?

Answer: Neigh-bors!

#7.) How did the llama travel to the fancy party?

Answer: In a llama-sine!

#8.) What do you call a sneak attack by a pig?

Answer: A ham-bush!

#9.) What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine?

Answer: He came out spotless!

#10.) What do you call a dinosaur that delivers packages?

Answer: Fed Rex!

Hahaha! I hope those riddles brightened your day and set off a nice round of giggles! 🙂

It’s Time for Some Giggles!

Today is another gray, cold January day here. So it’s time to share some riddles and give ourselves something to giggle about! Let’s do this! 🙂

#1.) What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs?

Answer: A mathemachicken!

#2.) What do you call a pirate who skips class?

Answer: Captain Hooky!

#3.) What does Mickey Mouse listen to on his way to work?

Answer: Car-tunes!

#4.) What do you call five giraffes?

Answer: A high-five!

#5.) What do cows like to read?

Answer: A moospaper!

#6.) What do you get if you cross a duck and a vampire?

Answer: Count Quack-ula!

#7.) What is black and yellow and goes in circles?

Answer: A bumble bee on a merry-go-round!

#8.) What is a giraffe’s favorite movie?

Answer: Giraffic Park!

#9.) What do you call cows that live in Alaska?

Answer: Eskimoos!

#10.) What do you get if you cross a pig and a tree?

Answer: A porky-pine!

There! I hope you are feeling happier now and these riddles brightened your day! 🙂 Keep smiling!