More Funny Jokes & Riddles

This cold and dreary day is depressing, but we will make ourselves laugh by telling some jokes and riddles! ๐Ÿ˜‰

#1.) What is gray, has a tail and a trunk?

Answer: A whale on vacation!

#2.) What do you get if you cross a fish and a Harley?

Answer: A motor pike!

#3.) What do you call an annoying bear?

Answer: Un-bear-able!

#4.) What is a rabbit’s favorite game?

Answer: Hopscotch!

#5.) What happened when witches adopted a friendly dog?

Answer: He went from wags to witches!

#6.) What dog always knows what time it is?

Answer: A watchdog!

#7.) Why did the frog go to the dr.?

Answer: Because he felt jumpy!

#8.) What big reptiles ate lemons?

Answer: Dino-sours!

I hope you are grinning after reading those jokes and riddles! Now go try them out on someone else! ๐Ÿ™‚

Goofy Pets

Sometimes our pets do silly things, don’t they? Just for fun today, we’re taking a look at some crazy things we’ve caught some of our family’s pets doing. And what we think they might have been thinking… ๐Ÿ˜‰

#1.) “Look out! This is a crazy alert!”

#2.) “It was so nice of mom and dad to set up this grow light so I can work on my suntan.”

#3.) “How dare you put my toy away in my toy box?!”

#4.) “Play ball!” (Cutest ball player ever!) ๐Ÿ˜‰

#5.) “Catch me if you can!”

#6.) “What’s the best way to attack the cat? On the count of 3, you go right and I’ll go left.”

#7.) “It’s time to do the laundry.”

#8.) “I have my own personal taxi!”

#9.) “Why is there a chipmunk on my head?”

#10.) “All tucked in and ready for bed.”

#11.) “Do I look pitiful enough for you to give me some treats? Pleeeeeease?!”

#12.) “You have exactly 3 seconds to take this costume off of me.”

#13.) “Whew, that was a wild birthday party!”

#14.) “No, you may not have your crockpot case back. This is now my domain.”

#15.) “It’s the Easter Puppy!”

#16.) “Bow to your Queen, you peasants!”

#17.) The most popular Bark Box for dogs ever.

I hope you’ve had fun looking at these silly pet pictures! ๐Ÿ™‚ Hug your pet and give him/her pats from me! ๐Ÿ™‚

Time for Giggles!

Hello again! Wow, things have been crazy busy around here lately! Hope you are all doing well and that the weather is slowly warming up where you are! We’ve had a few wonderful days and it feels so nice to be outside in some sunshine! Anyway, hopefully I will be able to get a few more posts up here soon. ๐Ÿ™‚

Let’s do some more jokes and riddles now!

1.) What do you get if you cross a rooster and a crocodile?

Answer: A croc-a-doodle-doo!

2.) What do bumble bees chew?

Answer: Bumble-gum!

3.) How do camels hide in the dessert?

Answer: They wear camel-flage!

4.) How do cows do math problems?

Answer: They use cow-culators!

5.) Where do sheep go on vacation?

Answer: To the Baa-hamas!

6.) Why are goats considered rude?

Answer: They keep butting in!

7.) Where do pigs keep their money?

Answer: In piggy banks!

8.) What did the leopard say after eating?

Answer: “That hit the spots!”

Hope those made you grin and giggle! Have a great Friday and a wonderful weekend! ๐Ÿ™‚

Monday Funday Riddle Time!

Today is a rainy, dreary day in our neck of the woods, so it’s a good time to share some more riddles and make us all smile! What do you say? Let’s do this! ๐Ÿ™‚

#1.) What did the dog say to his girlfriend?

Answer: “You look fetching tonight!”

#2.) What do you get if you cross a bear and a skunk?

Answer: Winnie the Phew!

#3.) When do seals giggle?

Answer: When they hear seal-y jokes!

#4.) What is a toad’s favorite movie?

Answer: Star Warts!

#5.) What kind of car does a cat drive?

Answer: A Cat-illac!

#6.) What’s another name for a nerdy pig?

Answer: Dorky Porky!

#7.) What do you feed a goat?

Answer: Braaa-d and butt-er!

#8.) Why do parrots go to rock concerts?

Answer: Birds of a feather rock together!

I hope these riddles cheered you up and made you giggle! Now, go share them with someone else and make them a smile! ๐Ÿ™‚

More Fun With Riddles!

Welcome to another Monday! And since sometimes Mondays can be a little rough with going back to school and work after a weekend off, let’s have a little fun with riddles to get us all grinning again. ๐Ÿ™‚

#1.) What sign is posted at a Boa Constrictors family reunion?

Answer: “No Hugging!”

#2.) What time is it when a dinosaur sits on your sofa?

Answer: Time to get a new sofa!

#3.) What do frogs eat in France?

Answer: French flies!

#4.) Where did the dog leave his car?

Answer: In the barking lot!

#5.) How do sheep get clean?

Answer: They take a baa-th!

#6.) How do you entertain a cow?

Answer: Take her to the moo-vies!

#7.) What do you feed a race horse?

Answer: Fast food!

#8.) What do you call a parrot that likes to hike?

Answer: A walkie-talkie!

Are you smiling now? ๐Ÿ™‚ I hope these riddles helped to lighten your mood and make you grin!

Fun With Jokes and Riddles

We haven’t done any jokes or riddles for a while, so today seems like a good day to share some! ๐Ÿ™‚

#1.) Why can’t you feed a teddy bear?

Answer: Because it’s already stuffed!

#2.) What do you do if a gorilla sneezes?

Answer: Get out of the way!

#3.) How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Answer: Hold it’s nose!

#4.) What is a coyote’s favorite holiday?

Answer: Howl-o-ween!

#5.) What do frogs like to drink?

Answer: Croak-a-cola and hot croak-o!

#6.) What do you call nervous toads?

Answer: Worry warts!

#7.) What is a reptile’s favorite movie?

Answer: The Lizard of Oz!

Happy Giggling! ๐Ÿ™‚

Tickle Your Funny Bone!

We haven’t done any riddles for a while so I thought I’d pop on here and share some to brighten your day. ๐Ÿ™‚

#1.) I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?

Answer: A stamp!

#2.) If you drop a yellow hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Answer: It becomes wet!

#3.) What did zero say to eight?

Answer: “Nice belt!”

#4.) I sometimes run but I cannot walk. What am I?

Answer: Your nose!

#5.) What fruit can you never cheer up?

Answer: A blue-berry!

#6.) What kind of cup doesn’t hold water?

Answer: A cupcake!

#7.) What did one plate say to the other plate?

Answer: “Dinner’s on me!”

#8.) Why did the pony get sent to his room?

Answer: He wouldn’t stop horsing around!

#9.) What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?

Answer: “Ruff! Ruff!”

#10). What fish only swims at night?

Answer: A starfish!

Well, is your funny bone laughing? ๐Ÿ˜‰ I hope these riddles brightened your day! ๐Ÿ™‚

Iโ€™ve Got the Giggles!

Do you ever get to the point in a day where everything seems funny? When I was a kid still living at home with my parents, we called it being โ€œslap happyโ€. Sometimes it happens when we are really tired but sometimes it just seems like lots of things โ€œtickle your funny boneโ€. So hereโ€™s a few things that at least made me smile and some that made me giggle and some that even made me laugh out loud. ๐Ÿ˜‚ I hope they will brighten your day and the giggles will spread from my house to your house too!

Little Red Rusty Hood! โ€œMoooooom! I donโ€™t want to wear this scarf!โ€ (Yes, I know it looks like the toy box exploded in the background!)

The dogโ€™s favorite thing that comes in a Bark Box now! ๐Ÿคฃ