Tag: riddles

Riddle Time!

Wow, life has sure been getting in the way of my time to post to this blog! We are in the middle of remodeling our house and if your luck is anything like ours, you know how these projects go…you start a SIMPLE project and it turns into many more steps than you planned on! Whew! But while my hubby is staining some trim pieces, I’m jumping on here to say hello! Let’s look at some riddles today and give ourselves a giggle break, ok? 🙂

#1.) How do frogs make breakfast?

Answer: The use a toad-ster!

#2.) What do you call an elephant in a tiny car?

Answer: Stuck!

#3.) What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?

Answer: That some poor horse is walking around in his socks!

#4.) What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

Answer: A melt-down!

#5.) What do you get when you drop a pumpkin from the 10th floor?

Answer: Squash!

#6.) What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at the restaurant?

Answer: “Use the fork, Luke!”

#7.) Why are frogs always so happy?

Answer: They eat whatever bugs them!

#8.) What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

Answer: A chew-chew train!

#9.) When do ducks get up each day?

Answer: At the quack of dawn!

#10.) What was the kitten’s favorite subject in school?

Answer: Mew-sic!

I hope these brought a smile to your face and a giggle in your belly! 🙂

Time to Tickle Your Funny Bone!

Hello again! Wow, sorry its been so long since I posted, but life has a way of “happening”. This time what happened was my husband got knocked off a ladder while cutting tree branches and he broke his rib. Yeeeeeah….ouch doesn’t begin to cover it! Poor guy! He’s starting to see some improvement now but I’ve had some crazy busy days taking care of him and doing his work and mine. Thankful for those that have come to help and for those who are planning to come soon! Hugs to all! 🙂

So let’s have a little fun with some more jokes and riddles! I’ll hope to share some projects soon but we’re taking it one day at a time right now. Let’s laugh! (Just don’t tell these jokes to my husband because it still hurts him to laugh.)

#1.) Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

#2.) Why do bees have sticky hair?

Answer: Because they use honeycombs!

#3.) What is a giraffe’s favorite food?

Answer: Neck-tarines!

#4.) What is a horse’s favorite game?

Answer: Horseshoes!

#5.) What do you feed a llama?

Answer: Llama beans!

#6.) What did the piggy bank say to his child?

Answer: “Do you think I’m made of money?”

#7.) How do cats celebrate their birthday?

Answer: They have a big purr-ty!

#8.) Why did the snake lose the argument?

Answer: Because he didn’t have a leg to stand on!

#9.) What is a good gift to give a turtle?

Answer: A shell phone!

#10.) What is an Italian dog’s favorite food?

Answer: Paws-ta!

I hope these riddles brought a grin to your face and a laugh to your belly! 🙂 Keep smiling!

Time Out for Laughing

Hello again! How is your week going? I hope it’s been good so far, but just in case its been less than stellar, let’s take a couple of minutes out to laugh. 🙂 As the old saying goes, “Laughter is the best medicine!” So here is your dose of medicine for today! 😉

#1.) What is the difference between a beluga and a guppy?

Answer: There’s a whale of a difference!

#2.) Why don’t bears wear hats?

Answer: They like being bear-headed!

#3.) Where does a rabbit catch a plane?

Answer: At the hare-port!

#4.) Why did the dog get into fights?

Answer: Because he was a Boxer!

#5.) Who does a frog go to when he needs an eye examination?

Answer: A hop-tometrist!

#6.) Why does nobody want to play games with the big cat?

Answer: Because they know he’s a cheetah!

#7.) What time is it when the clock strikes 13?

Answer: Time to get a new clock!

#8.) What type of dog makes the best artist?

Answer: A labra-doodler!

#9.) Who likes to eat hamburgers, fries and ants?

Answer: Ronald McAardvark!

#10.) What state has the most cats & dogs?

Answer: Pets-ylvania!

I hope these jokes cheered you up and made you smile! Now go share them with someone else and brighten their day too! 🙂

Time for Giggles!

Let’s get the week rolling with some silliness! Are you kids ready for some goofy jokes and riddles? Here we go! 🙂

#1.) Why did the chicken go to the doctor?

Answer: For an eggs-amination!

#2.) What happens when ducks tell jokes?

Answer: They quack up!

#3.) What did the bee say to his girlfriend?

Answer: “You are bee-utiful!”

#4.) What do you get if you cross Little Red Riding Hood with a bird?

Answer: Robin Hood!

#5.) Why are giraffes not allowed to drive cars?

Answer: They would cause giraffic jams!

#6.) What do you call horses in adjoining stalls?

Answer: Neigh-bors!

#7.) How did the llama travel to the fancy party?

Answer: In a llama-sine!

#8.) What do you call a sneak attack by a pig?

Answer: A ham-bush!

#9.) What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine?

Answer: He came out spotless!

#10.) What do you call a dinosaur that delivers packages?

Answer: Fed Rex!

Hahaha! I hope those riddles brightened your day and set off a nice round of giggles! 🙂

It’s Time for Some Giggles!

Today is another gray, cold January day here. So it’s time to share some riddles and give ourselves something to giggle about! Let’s do this! 🙂

#1.) What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs?

Answer: A mathemachicken!

#2.) What do you call a pirate who skips class?

Answer: Captain Hooky!

#3.) What does Mickey Mouse listen to on his way to work?

Answer: Car-tunes!

#4.) What do you call five giraffes?

Answer: A high-five!

#5.) What do cows like to read?

Answer: A moospaper!

#6.) What do you get if you cross a duck and a vampire?

Answer: Count Quack-ula!

#7.) What is black and yellow and goes in circles?

Answer: A bumble bee on a merry-go-round!

#8.) What is a giraffe’s favorite movie?

Answer: Giraffic Park!

#9.) What do you call cows that live in Alaska?

Answer: Eskimoos!

#10.) What do you get if you cross a pig and a tree?

Answer: A porky-pine!

There! I hope you are feeling happier now and these riddles brightened your day! 🙂 Keep smiling!

Halloween Riddles!

Happy Halloween, all you ghosts and goblins and witches and cupcakes and vampires and…you get the idea! 🙂 How about finishing off your Halloween with some silly Halloween riddles?

#1.) Why do ghosts never lie?

Answer: Because you can see right through them!

#2.) What kind of music do mummies like?

Answer: Wrap music!

#3.) What do you call a skeleton who sleeps all day?

Answer: Lazybones!

#4.) What fruit does Dracula like?

Answer: Neck-tarines!

#5.) What musical instrument do skeletons play?

Answer: A trom-bone!

#6.) What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Answer: BOO jeans!

#7.) How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Answer: With a pumpkin patch!

#8.) How are vampires like false teeth?

Answer: They both come out at night!

#9.) What do you call a ghost that gets too close to a fire?

Answer: A toasty ghosty!

#10.) When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Answer: When you are a mouse!

Hope you’ve had a great Halloween! 🙂

Let’s Share Some More Riddles

Greetings, everyone! Wow, sometimes life gets a little crazy and it’s certainly been that way for us! There’s been so much to do outside before winter sets in here. And things have been breaking down…like our well, our furnace, my computer acted up and on and on. But I’m hoping I can get things back on track now and share some fun things with you.

Welcome to the fall season! For today let’s share some giggles…ready? Here we go!

#1.) What do you call a lamb who dances?

Answer: A Baaa-lerina!

#2.) What do you call a messy hippo?

Answer: A hippopota-mess!

#3.) What do you call a chick that goes on an ocean voyage?

Answer: An egg-splorer!

#4.) What’s big and gray and goes up and down?

Answer: An elephant on a pogo stick!

#5.) What do you call a grumpy cow?

Answer: Mooo-dy!

#6.) Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?

Answer: At a secondhand store!

Now let’s try some tongue twisters! 🙂 Can you say these 5 times fast?

#7.) Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.

#8.) Six slimy snails slid slowly seaward.

#9.) I saw Susie sitting in a shoeshine shop.

#10.) Randy’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.

Whew! Is your tongue tired? Do you have the giggles? 🙂 I hope you had fun and now you’re smiling! Thanks for stopping by!

Time For Some Giggles!

Hi everyone! Hope your week is going well! Let’s take a minute and see if we can get some giggles started with a few riddles! 🙂

#1.) What do you get when you cross a police dog with a skunk?

Answer: Law and odor!

#2.) How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer: Take it to a scary movie!

#3.) What should you take with you when riding through a desert?

Answer: A thirst-aid kit!

#4.) What time is it when you go to the dentist?

Answer: Tooth-hurty!

#5.) Why did the wagon wheels go to jail?

Answer: Because they held up the stagecoach!

#6.) Where do you take a sick horse?

Answer: To the horse-pital!

#7.) Why did the people think the big cat was lazy?

Answer: He was always lion around!

#8.) What kind of bread has the worst attitude?

Answer: Sourdough!

#9.) What do you call pasta that has no friends?

Answer: Ravi-lonely!

#10.) Why can’t Christmas trees sew?

Answer: They keep dropping their needles!

I hope by now you are smiling! 🙂

Friday Fun With Jokes and Riddles

What better way to start the weekend than with some silliness? Let’s get the giggles going with some crazy jokes and riddles. 🙂

#1.) What is a fish’s favorite country?

Answer: Finland!

#2.) What do you call a happy cowboy?

Answer: A Jolly Rancher!

#3.) What do you call a tired kangaroo?

Answer: Out of bounds!

#4.) Why do bears get cold?

Answer: Because they have bear (bare) feet!

#5.) What does a polite mink say?

Answer: “Thank you furry much!”

#6.) What is a gorilla’s favorite fruit?

Answer: Ape-ricots!

#7.) What do you call young dogs romping in the snow?

Answer: Slush puppies!

#8.) How do wolves greet each other?

Answer: “Howl are you?”

#9.) What do you get if you cross a dog and an aardvark?

Answer: An arf-bark!

#10.) What game do snakes play?

Answer: Sssss-occer!

Are you giggling yet? Which one is your favorite? I hope these jokes and riddles tickled your funny bone and made you smile! 🙂