This cold and dreary day is depressing, but we will make ourselves laugh by telling some jokes and riddles! 😉
#1.) What is gray, has a tail and a trunk?
Answer: A whale on vacation!
#2.) What do you get if you cross a fish and a Harley?
Answer: A motor pike!
#3.) What do you call an annoying bear?
#4.) What is a rabbit’s favorite game?
#5.) What happened when witches adopted a friendly dog?
Answer: He went from wags to witches!
#6.) What dog always knows what time it is?
Answer: A watchdog!
#7.) Why did the frog go to the dr.?
Answer: Because he felt jumpy!
#8.) What big reptiles ate lemons?
I hope you are grinning after reading those jokes and riddles! Now go try them out on someone else! 🙂
Hello again! Wow, things have been crazy busy around here lately! Hope you are all doing well and that the weather is slowly warming up where you are! We’ve had a few wonderful days and it feels so nice to be outside in some sunshine! Anyway, hopefully I will be able to get a few more posts up here soon. 🙂
Let’s do some more jokes and riddles now!
1.) What do you get if you cross a rooster and a crocodile?
Answer: A croc-a-doodle-doo!
2.) What do bumble bees chew?
3.) How do camels hide in the dessert?
Answer: They wear camel-flage!
4.) How do cows do math problems?
Answer: They use cow-culators!
5.) Where do sheep go on vacation?
Answer: To the Baa-hamas!
6.) Why are goats considered rude?
Answer: They keep butting in!
7.) Where do pigs keep their money?
Answer: In piggy banks!
8.) What did the leopard say after eating?
Answer: “That hit the spots!”
Hope those made you grin and giggle! Have a great Friday and a wonderful weekend! 🙂
Today is a rainy, dreary day in our neck of the woods, so it’s a good time to share some more riddles and make us all smile! What do you say? Let’s do this! 🙂
#1.) What did the dog say to his girlfriend?
Answer: “You look fetching tonight!”
#2.) What do you get if you cross a bear and a skunk?
Answer: Winnie the Phew!
#3.) When do seals giggle?
Answer: When they hear seal-y jokes!
#4.) What is a toad’s favorite movie?
Answer: Star Warts!
#5.) What kind of car does a cat drive?
Answer: A Cat-illac!
#6.) What’s another name for a nerdy pig?
Answer: Dorky Porky!
#7.) What do you feed a goat?
Answer: Braaa-d and butt-er!
#8.) Why do parrots go to rock concerts?
Answer: Birds of a feather rock together!
I hope these riddles cheered you up and made you giggle! Now, go share them with someone else and make them a smile! 🙂
Welcome to another Monday! And since sometimes Mondays can be a little rough with going back to school and work after a weekend off, let’s have a little fun with riddles to get us all grinning again. 🙂
#1.) What sign is posted at a Boa Constrictors family reunion?
Answer: “No Hugging!”
#2.) What time is it when a dinosaur sits on your sofa?
Answer: Time to get a new sofa!
#3.) What do frogs eat in France?
Answer: French flies!
#4.) Where did the dog leave his car?
Answer: In the barking lot!
#5.) How do sheep get clean?
Answer: They take a baa-th!
#6.) How do you entertain a cow?
Answer: Take her to the moo-vies!
#7.) What do you feed a race horse?
Answer: Fast food!
#8.) What do you call a parrot that likes to hike?
Answer: A walkie-talkie!
Are you smiling now? 🙂 I hope these riddles helped to lighten your mood and make you grin!
We haven’t done any jokes or riddles for a while, so today seems like a good day to share some! 🙂
#1.) Why can’t you feed a teddy bear?
Answer: Because it’s already stuffed!
#2.) What do you do if a gorilla sneezes?
Answer: Get out of the way!
#3.) How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Answer: Hold it’s nose!
#4.) What is a coyote’s favorite holiday?
#5.) What do frogs like to drink?
Answer: Croak-a-cola and hot croak-o!
#6.) What do you call nervous toads?
Answer: Worry warts!
#7.) What is a reptile’s favorite movie?
Answer: The Lizard of Oz!
Happy Giggling! 🙂
We haven’t done any riddles for a while so I thought I’d pop on here and share some to brighten your day. 🙂
#1.) I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp!
#2.) If you drop a yellow hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
Answer: It becomes wet!
#3.) What did zero say to eight?
Answer: “Nice belt!”
#4.) I sometimes run but I cannot walk. What am I?
Answer: Your nose!
#5.) What fruit can you never cheer up?
Answer: A blue-berry!
#6.) What kind of cup doesn’t hold water?
Answer: A cupcake!
#7.) What did one plate say to the other plate?
Answer: “Dinner’s on me!”
#8.) Why did the pony get sent to his room?
Answer: He wouldn’t stop horsing around!
#9.) What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
Answer: “Ruff! Ruff!”
#10). What fish only swims at night?
Answer: A starfish!
Well, is your funny bone laughing? 😉 I hope these riddles brightened your day! 🙂
It’s Friday! And that means it’s time for some fun! Let’s share some goofy riddles!
-#1.) What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?
Answer: A watchdog!
#2.) What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?
Answer: A chipmunk!
#3.) What did one egg say to the other egg?
Answer: “You crack me up!“
#4.) What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Answer: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
#5.) What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
#6.) What has 8 legs and 8 eyes?
Answer: 8 pirates!
#7.) What does a pig say on a hot summer day?
Answer: “I’m bacon!”
I hope these tickled your funny bone! Be sure to try them out on your family and friends! Spread the giggles! 😊😄
It’s time for some more giggles! They say laughter is the best medicine so let’s give everyone a boost today with some silliness! 🙂
#1.) What is a monster’s favorite game?
Answer: Swallow the leader!
#2.) Why do giraffes have long necks?
Answer: So they don’t smell their stinky feet!
#3.) What does toast wear to bed?
#4.) What makes 2 people out of 1?
Answer: A mirror!
#5.) What do you always overlook?
Answer: Your nose!
#6.) Why was the strawberry sad?
Answer: It was in a jam!
#7.) What did the pear say to the celery?
Answer: “Stop stalking me!”
#8.) Why are frogs so happy?
Answer: They eat what bugs them!
Haha! Did those make you laugh? Try some of these out on your family and friends and have a great Wacky Wednesday! 🙂
Here we go with another round of riddles to tickle your funny bones! 🙂
#1.) How did the hammerhead shark do on his test?
Answer: He nailed it!
#2.) What do you call dog magician?
Answer: A labra-cadabra-dor!
#3.) What did the Dalmatian say after eating lunch?
Answer: “That hit the spot!”
#4.) Why do sharks live in salt water?
Answer: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
#5.) What did one potato chip say to another potato chip?
Answer: “Shall we go for a dip?”
Happy Friday! Hope those riddles made you smile! Have a good weekend! 🙂
I realized today that we haven’t done any riddles on here in quite a while. So try these riddles and see if they make you laugh. 🙂
#1.) What did 1 waffle say to the other waffle?
Answer: “I like you a waffle lot!”
#2.) What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
Answer: An investigator!
#3.) What did the horse say when it fell?
Answer: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!”
#4.) What do you get if you put 4 ducks in a box?
Answer: A box of quackers!
#5.) What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede?
Answer: Bacon and legs!
Well, what do you think? Are those riddles funny? Did you guess any of the answers right? I think my favorite one is #5. 😉 Be sure to try these riddles on your friends and family! 🙂