4th of July Riddles

Happy Independence Day! Hope you and your family are having a good holiday! We are getting together with our family and looking forward to fireworks tonight. 🙂 I found a few 4th of July riddles that your family might enjoy.

#1.) What did one flag say to the other flag?

Answer: Nothing, it just waved!

#2.) Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?

Answer: Because the horse was too heavy to carry!

#3.) What dance was popular in 1776?

Answer: Indepen-dance!

#4.) What do you serve with cheese on the 4th of July?

Answer: Fire-crackers!

#5.) Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

Answer: On a piece of paper!

#6.) What did the ghost say on the 4th of July?

Answer: “Red, white and BOO!”

#7.) What is red, white, blue & green?

Answer: Uncle Same holding a watermelon!

#8.) What do you call a snowman on the 4th of July?

Answer: A puddle!

#9.) What’s the difference between George Washington and a duck?

Answer: One has his face on a bill and the other has a bill on his face!

#10.) What flower is the most patriotic?

Answer: Yankee Doodle Dandy-lions!

Hope those riddles brightened your holiday! 🙂

Riddle Time!

Wow, life has sure been getting in the way of my time to post to this blog! We are in the middle of remodeling our house and if your luck is anything like ours, you know how these projects go…you start a SIMPLE project and it turns into many more steps than you planned on! Whew! But while my hubby is staining some trim pieces, I’m jumping on here to say hello! Let’s look at some riddles today and give ourselves a giggle break, ok? 🙂

#1.) How do frogs make breakfast?

Answer: The use a toad-ster!

#2.) What do you call an elephant in a tiny car?

Answer: Stuck!

#3.) What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?

Answer: That some poor horse is walking around in his socks!

#4.) What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

Answer: A melt-down!

#5.) What do you get when you drop a pumpkin from the 10th floor?

Answer: Squash!

#6.) What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at the restaurant?

Answer: “Use the fork, Luke!”

#7.) Why are frogs always so happy?

Answer: They eat whatever bugs them!

#8.) What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

Answer: A chew-chew train!

#9.) When do ducks get up each day?

Answer: At the quack of dawn!

#10.) What was the kitten’s favorite subject in school?

Answer: Mew-sic!

I hope these brought a smile to your face and a giggle in your belly! 🙂

Cold & Snowy Jokes Time

Oh my goodness, it is COLD outside!! Are you freezing where you live? (If you are warm, can I come visit you?!) It’s January weather in Ohio and this morning it was -14 degrees with a windchill of -26 degrees! Yes, those are minus signs in front of the numbers! Yikes!! And we have plenty of snow…it seems to snow more almost every day. It’s beautiful to look at…from inside a warm house! 😉

I thought it would be fun to share some wintertime jokes with you. Maybe laughing can make us feel warmer? It’s worth a try, right? 🙂

#1.) What did the icy road say to the car?

Answer: “Do you want to go for a spin?”

#2.) What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Answer: A puddle!

#3.) What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Answer: Frostbite!

#4.) What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Answer: Frosted Flakes and Ice Krispies!

#5.) What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Answer: “Do you smell carrots?”

#6.) What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

Answer: A snowball!

#7.) What falls but never gets hurt?

Answer: Snow!

#8.) What do snowmen call their kids?

Answer: Their chill-dren!

#9.) What do you get if you cross a wizard and a blizzard?

Answer: A cold spell!

#10.) What did the snow say to the road?

Answer: “I’ve got you covered!”

I hope these jokes cheered you up and made your insides warm! 😉 Grab a blanket and some hot chocolate and stay warm!

It’s Almost Halloween!

Halloween is almost here! Have you gone trick or treating? Have you been to a Halloween parade or party? Have you laughed at any Halloween riddles? We can definitely help you with the Halloween riddles! Here’s some spooky jokes that will be sure to tickle your funny bone!

#1.) Why do ghosts never lie?

Answer: Because you can see right through them!

#2.) What kind of music do mummies like?

Answer: Wrap music!

#3.) What do you call a skeleton who sleeps all day?

Answer: Lazybones!

#4.) What fruit does Dracula like?

Answer: Neck-tarines!

#5.) What musical instrument do skeletons play?

Answer: A trom-bone!

#6.) What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Answer: BOO jeans!

#7.) How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Answer: With a pumpkin patch!

#8.) How are vampires like false teeth?

Answer: They both come out at night!

#9.) What do you call a ghost that gets too close to a fire?

Answer: A toasty ghosty!

#10.) When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Answer: When you are a mouse!

I hope you share some of these funny Halloween riddles with someone else and they make someone else smile too! Have a great Halloween! 🙂

Time to Tickle Your Funny Bone!

Hello again! Wow, sorry its been so long since I posted, but life has a way of “happening”. This time what happened was my husband got knocked off a ladder while cutting tree branches and he broke his rib. Yeeeeeah….ouch doesn’t begin to cover it! Poor guy! He’s starting to see some improvement now but I’ve had some crazy busy days taking care of him and doing his work and mine. Thankful for those that have come to help and for those who are planning to come soon! Hugs to all! 🙂

So let’s have a little fun with some more jokes and riddles! I’ll hope to share some projects soon but we’re taking it one day at a time right now. Let’s laugh! (Just don’t tell these jokes to my husband because it still hurts him to laugh.)

#1.) Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

#2.) Why do bees have sticky hair?

Answer: Because they use honeycombs!

#3.) What is a giraffe’s favorite food?

Answer: Neck-tarines!

#4.) What is a horse’s favorite game?

Answer: Horseshoes!

#5.) What do you feed a llama?

Answer: Llama beans!

#6.) What did the piggy bank say to his child?

Answer: “Do you think I’m made of money?”

#7.) How do cats celebrate their birthday?

Answer: They have a big purr-ty!

#8.) Why did the snake lose the argument?

Answer: Because he didn’t have a leg to stand on!

#9.) What is a good gift to give a turtle?

Answer: A shell phone!

#10.) What is an Italian dog’s favorite food?

Answer: Paws-ta!

I hope these riddles brought a grin to your face and a laugh to your belly! 🙂 Keep smiling!

Time Out for Laughing

Hello again! How is your week going? I hope it’s been good so far, but just in case its been less than stellar, let’s take a couple of minutes out to laugh. 🙂 As the old saying goes, “Laughter is the best medicine!” So here is your dose of medicine for today! 😉

#1.) What is the difference between a beluga and a guppy?

Answer: There’s a whale of a difference!

#2.) Why don’t bears wear hats?

Answer: They like being bear-headed!

#3.) Where does a rabbit catch a plane?

Answer: At the hare-port!

#4.) Why did the dog get into fights?

Answer: Because he was a Boxer!

#5.) Who does a frog go to when he needs an eye examination?

Answer: A hop-tometrist!

#6.) Why does nobody want to play games with the big cat?

Answer: Because they know he’s a cheetah!

#7.) What time is it when the clock strikes 13?

Answer: Time to get a new clock!

#8.) What type of dog makes the best artist?

Answer: A labra-doodler!

#9.) Who likes to eat hamburgers, fries and ants?

Answer: Ronald McAardvark!

#10.) What state has the most cats & dogs?

Answer: Pets-ylvania!

I hope these jokes cheered you up and made you smile! Now go share them with someone else and brighten their day too! 🙂

Time for Giggles!

Let’s get the week rolling with some silliness! Are you kids ready for some goofy jokes and riddles? Here we go! 🙂

#1.) Why did the chicken go to the doctor?

Answer: For an eggs-amination!

#2.) What happens when ducks tell jokes?

Answer: They quack up!

#3.) What did the bee say to his girlfriend?

Answer: “You are bee-utiful!”

#4.) What do you get if you cross Little Red Riding Hood with a bird?

Answer: Robin Hood!

#5.) Why are giraffes not allowed to drive cars?

Answer: They would cause giraffic jams!

#6.) What do you call horses in adjoining stalls?

Answer: Neigh-bors!

#7.) How did the llama travel to the fancy party?

Answer: In a llama-sine!

#8.) What do you call a sneak attack by a pig?

Answer: A ham-bush!

#9.) What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine?

Answer: He came out spotless!

#10.) What do you call a dinosaur that delivers packages?

Answer: Fed Rex!

Hahaha! I hope those riddles brightened your day and set off a nice round of giggles! 🙂

It’s Time for Some Giggles!

Today is another gray, cold January day here. So it’s time to share some riddles and give ourselves something to giggle about! Let’s do this! 🙂

#1.) What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs?

Answer: A mathemachicken!

#2.) What do you call a pirate who skips class?

Answer: Captain Hooky!

#3.) What does Mickey Mouse listen to on his way to work?

Answer: Car-tunes!

#4.) What do you call five giraffes?

Answer: A high-five!

#5.) What do cows like to read?

Answer: A moospaper!

#6.) What do you get if you cross a duck and a vampire?

Answer: Count Quack-ula!

#7.) What is black and yellow and goes in circles?

Answer: A bumble bee on a merry-go-round!

#8.) What is a giraffe’s favorite movie?

Answer: Giraffic Park!

#9.) What do you call cows that live in Alaska?

Answer: Eskimoos!

#10.) What do you get if you cross a pig and a tree?

Answer: A porky-pine!

There! I hope you are feeling happier now and these riddles brightened your day! 🙂 Keep smiling!

Halloween Riddles!

Happy Halloween, all you ghosts and goblins and witches and cupcakes and vampires and…you get the idea! 🙂 How about finishing off your Halloween with some silly Halloween riddles?

#1.) Why do ghosts never lie?

Answer: Because you can see right through them!

#2.) What kind of music do mummies like?

Answer: Wrap music!

#3.) What do you call a skeleton who sleeps all day?

Answer: Lazybones!

#4.) What fruit does Dracula like?

Answer: Neck-tarines!

#5.) What musical instrument do skeletons play?

Answer: A trom-bone!

#6.) What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Answer: BOO jeans!

#7.) How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Answer: With a pumpkin patch!

#8.) How are vampires like false teeth?

Answer: They both come out at night!

#9.) What do you call a ghost that gets too close to a fire?

Answer: A toasty ghosty!

#10.) When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Answer: When you are a mouse!

Hope you’ve had a great Halloween! 🙂

Let’s Share Some More Riddles

Greetings, everyone! Wow, sometimes life gets a little crazy and it’s certainly been that way for us! There’s been so much to do outside before winter sets in here. And things have been breaking down…like our well, our furnace, my computer acted up and on and on. But I’m hoping I can get things back on track now and share some fun things with you.

Welcome to the fall season! For today let’s share some giggles…ready? Here we go!

#1.) What do you call a lamb who dances?

Answer: A Baaa-lerina!

#2.) What do you call a messy hippo?

Answer: A hippopota-mess!

#3.) What do you call a chick that goes on an ocean voyage?

Answer: An egg-splorer!

#4.) What’s big and gray and goes up and down?

Answer: An elephant on a pogo stick!

#5.) What do you call a grumpy cow?

Answer: Mooo-dy!

#6.) Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?

Answer: At a secondhand store!

Now let’s try some tongue twisters! 🙂 Can you say these 5 times fast?

#7.) Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.

#8.) Six slimy snails slid slowly seaward.

#9.) I saw Susie sitting in a shoeshine shop.

#10.) Randy’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.

Whew! Is your tongue tired? Do you have the giggles? 🙂 I hope you had fun and now you’re smiling! Thanks for stopping by!