Oh my goodness, it is COLD outside!! Are you freezing where you live? (If you are warm, can I come visit you?!) It’s January weather in Ohio and this morning it was -14 degrees with a windchill of -26 degrees! Yes, those are minus signs in front of the numbers! Yikes!! And we have plenty of snow…it seems to snow more almost every day. It’s beautiful to look at…from inside a warm house! 😉

I thought it would be fun to share some wintertime jokes with you. Maybe laughing can make us feel warmer? It’s worth a try, right? 🙂

#1.) What did the icy road say to the car?

Answer: “Do you want to go for a spin?”

#2.) What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Answer: A puddle!

#3.) What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Answer: Frostbite!

#4.) What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Answer: Frosted Flakes and Ice Krispies!

#5.) What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Answer: “Do you smell carrots?”

#6.) What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

Answer: A snowball!

#7.) What falls but never gets hurt?

Answer: Snow!

#8.) What do snowmen call their kids?

Answer: Their chill-dren!

#9.) What do you get if you cross a wizard and a blizzard?

Answer: A cold spell!

#10.) What did the snow say to the road?

Answer: “I’ve got you covered!”

I hope these jokes cheered you up and made your insides warm! 😉 Grab a blanket and some hot chocolate and stay warm!