Riddle Time!

Wow, life has sure been getting in the way of my time to post to this blog! We are in the middle of remodeling our house and if your luck is anything like ours, you know how these projects go…you start a SIMPLE project and it turns into many more steps than you planned on! Whew! But while my hubby is staining some trim pieces, I’m jumping on here to say hello! Let’s look at some riddles today and give ourselves a giggle break, ok? 🙂

#1.) How do frogs make breakfast?

Answer: The use a toad-ster!

#2.) What do you call an elephant in a tiny car?

Answer: Stuck!

#3.) What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?

Answer: That some poor horse is walking around in his socks!

#4.) What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

Answer: A melt-down!

#5.) What do you get when you drop a pumpkin from the 10th floor?

Answer: Squash!

#6.) What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at the restaurant?

Answer: “Use the fork, Luke!”

#7.) Why are frogs always so happy?

Answer: They eat whatever bugs them!

#8.) What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

Answer: A chew-chew train!

#9.) When do ducks get up each day?

Answer: At the quack of dawn!

#10.) What was the kitten’s favorite subject in school?

Answer: Mew-sic!

I hope these brought a smile to your face and a giggle in your belly! 🙂

Cold & Snowy Jokes Time

Oh my goodness, it is COLD outside!! Are you freezing where you live? (If you are warm, can I come visit you?!) It’s January weather in Ohio and this morning it was -14 degrees with a windchill of -26 degrees! Yes, those are minus signs in front of the numbers! Yikes!! And we have plenty of snow…it seems to snow more almost every day. It’s beautiful to look at…from inside a warm house! 😉

I thought it would be fun to share some wintertime jokes with you. Maybe laughing can make us feel warmer? It’s worth a try, right? 🙂

#1.) What did the icy road say to the car?

Answer: “Do you want to go for a spin?”

#2.) What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Answer: A puddle!

#3.) What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Answer: Frostbite!

#4.) What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Answer: Frosted Flakes and Ice Krispies!

#5.) What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Answer: “Do you smell carrots?”

#6.) What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

Answer: A snowball!

#7.) What falls but never gets hurt?

Answer: Snow!

#8.) What do snowmen call their kids?

Answer: Their chill-dren!

#9.) What do you get if you cross a wizard and a blizzard?

Answer: A cold spell!

#10.) What did the snow say to the road?

Answer: “I’ve got you covered!”

I hope these jokes cheered you up and made your insides warm! 😉 Grab a blanket and some hot chocolate and stay warm!

Time to Tickle Your Funny Bone!

Hello again! Wow, sorry its been so long since I posted, but life has a way of “happening”. This time what happened was my husband got knocked off a ladder while cutting tree branches and he broke his rib. Yeeeeeah….ouch doesn’t begin to cover it! Poor guy! He’s starting to see some improvement now but I’ve had some crazy busy days taking care of him and doing his work and mine. Thankful for those that have come to help and for those who are planning to come soon! Hugs to all! 🙂

So let’s have a little fun with some more jokes and riddles! I’ll hope to share some projects soon but we’re taking it one day at a time right now. Let’s laugh! (Just don’t tell these jokes to my husband because it still hurts him to laugh.)

#1.) Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

#2.) Why do bees have sticky hair?

Answer: Because they use honeycombs!

#3.) What is a giraffe’s favorite food?

Answer: Neck-tarines!

#4.) What is a horse’s favorite game?

Answer: Horseshoes!

#5.) What do you feed a llama?

Answer: Llama beans!

#6.) What did the piggy bank say to his child?

Answer: “Do you think I’m made of money?”

#7.) How do cats celebrate their birthday?

Answer: They have a big purr-ty!

#8.) Why did the snake lose the argument?

Answer: Because he didn’t have a leg to stand on!

#9.) What is a good gift to give a turtle?

Answer: A shell phone!

#10.) What is an Italian dog’s favorite food?

Answer: Paws-ta!

I hope these riddles brought a grin to your face and a laugh to your belly! 🙂 Keep smiling!

Time Out for Laughing

Hello again! How is your week going? I hope it’s been good so far, but just in case its been less than stellar, let’s take a couple of minutes out to laugh. 🙂 As the old saying goes, “Laughter is the best medicine!” So here is your dose of medicine for today! 😉

#1.) What is the difference between a beluga and a guppy?

Answer: There’s a whale of a difference!

#2.) Why don’t bears wear hats?

Answer: They like being bear-headed!

#3.) Where does a rabbit catch a plane?

Answer: At the hare-port!

#4.) Why did the dog get into fights?

Answer: Because he was a Boxer!

#5.) Who does a frog go to when he needs an eye examination?

Answer: A hop-tometrist!

#6.) Why does nobody want to play games with the big cat?

Answer: Because they know he’s a cheetah!

#7.) What time is it when the clock strikes 13?

Answer: Time to get a new clock!

#8.) What type of dog makes the best artist?

Answer: A labra-doodler!

#9.) Who likes to eat hamburgers, fries and ants?

Answer: Ronald McAardvark!

#10.) What state has the most cats & dogs?

Answer: Pets-ylvania!

I hope these jokes cheered you up and made you smile! Now go share them with someone else and brighten their day too! 🙂

Time for Giggles!

Let’s get the week rolling with some silliness! Are you kids ready for some goofy jokes and riddles? Here we go! 🙂

#1.) Why did the chicken go to the doctor?

Answer: For an eggs-amination!

#2.) What happens when ducks tell jokes?

Answer: They quack up!

#3.) What did the bee say to his girlfriend?

Answer: “You are bee-utiful!”

#4.) What do you get if you cross Little Red Riding Hood with a bird?

Answer: Robin Hood!

#5.) Why are giraffes not allowed to drive cars?

Answer: They would cause giraffic jams!

#6.) What do you call horses in adjoining stalls?

Answer: Neigh-bors!

#7.) How did the llama travel to the fancy party?

Answer: In a llama-sine!

#8.) What do you call a sneak attack by a pig?

Answer: A ham-bush!

#9.) What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine?

Answer: He came out spotless!

#10.) What do you call a dinosaur that delivers packages?

Answer: Fed Rex!

Hahaha! I hope those riddles brightened your day and set off a nice round of giggles! 🙂

Let’s Share Some More Riddles

Greetings, everyone! Wow, sometimes life gets a little crazy and it’s certainly been that way for us! There’s been so much to do outside before winter sets in here. And things have been breaking down…like our well, our furnace, my computer acted up and on and on. But I’m hoping I can get things back on track now and share some fun things with you.

Welcome to the fall season! For today let’s share some giggles…ready? Here we go!

#1.) What do you call a lamb who dances?

Answer: A Baaa-lerina!

#2.) What do you call a messy hippo?

Answer: A hippopota-mess!

#3.) What do you call a chick that goes on an ocean voyage?

Answer: An egg-splorer!

#4.) What’s big and gray and goes up and down?

Answer: An elephant on a pogo stick!

#5.) What do you call a grumpy cow?

Answer: Mooo-dy!

#6.) Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?

Answer: At a secondhand store!

Now let’s try some tongue twisters! 🙂 Can you say these 5 times fast?

#7.) Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.

#8.) Six slimy snails slid slowly seaward.

#9.) I saw Susie sitting in a shoeshine shop.

#10.) Randy’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.

Whew! Is your tongue tired? Do you have the giggles? 🙂 I hope you had fun and now you’re smiling! Thanks for stopping by!

Time For Some Giggles!

Hi everyone! Hope your week is going well! Let’s take a minute and see if we can get some giggles started with a few riddles! 🙂

#1.) What do you get when you cross a police dog with a skunk?

Answer: Law and odor!

#2.) How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer: Take it to a scary movie!

#3.) What should you take with you when riding through a desert?

Answer: A thirst-aid kit!

#4.) What time is it when you go to the dentist?

Answer: Tooth-hurty!

#5.) Why did the wagon wheels go to jail?

Answer: Because they held up the stagecoach!

#6.) Where do you take a sick horse?

Answer: To the horse-pital!

#7.) Why did the people think the big cat was lazy?

Answer: He was always lion around!

#8.) What kind of bread has the worst attitude?

Answer: Sourdough!

#9.) What do you call pasta that has no friends?

Answer: Ravi-lonely!

#10.) Why can’t Christmas trees sew?

Answer: They keep dropping their needles!

I hope by now you are smiling! 🙂

Friday Fun With Jokes and Riddles

What better way to start the weekend than with some silliness? Let’s get the giggles going with some crazy jokes and riddles. 🙂

#1.) What is a fish’s favorite country?

Answer: Finland!

#2.) What do you call a happy cowboy?

Answer: A Jolly Rancher!

#3.) What do you call a tired kangaroo?

Answer: Out of bounds!

#4.) Why do bears get cold?

Answer: Because they have bear (bare) feet!

#5.) What does a polite mink say?

Answer: “Thank you furry much!”

#6.) What is a gorilla’s favorite fruit?

Answer: Ape-ricots!

#7.) What do you call young dogs romping in the snow?

Answer: Slush puppies!

#8.) How do wolves greet each other?

Answer: “Howl are you?”

#9.) What do you get if you cross a dog and an aardvark?

Answer: An arf-bark!

#10.) What game do snakes play?

Answer: Sssss-occer!

Are you giggling yet? Which one is your favorite? I hope these jokes and riddles tickled your funny bone and made you smile! 🙂

More Funny Jokes & Riddles

This cold and dreary day is depressing, but we will make ourselves laugh by telling some jokes and riddles! 😉

#1.) What is gray, has a tail and a trunk?

Answer: A whale on vacation!

#2.) What do you get if you cross a fish and a Harley?

Answer: A motor pike!

#3.) What do you call an annoying bear?

Answer: Un-bear-able!

#4.) What is a rabbit’s favorite game?

Answer: Hopscotch!

#5.) What happened when witches adopted a friendly dog?

Answer: He went from wags to witches!

#6.) What dog always knows what time it is?

Answer: A watchdog!

#7.) Why did the frog go to the dr.?

Answer: Because he felt jumpy!

#8.) What big reptiles ate lemons?

Answer: Dino-sours!

I hope you are grinning after reading those jokes and riddles! Now go try them out on someone else! 🙂

Time for Giggles!

Hello again! Wow, things have been crazy busy around here lately! Hope you are all doing well and that the weather is slowly warming up where you are! We’ve had a few wonderful days and it feels so nice to be outside in some sunshine! Anyway, hopefully I will be able to get a few more posts up here soon. 🙂

Let’s do some more jokes and riddles now!

1.) What do you get if you cross a rooster and a crocodile?

Answer: A croc-a-doodle-doo!

2.) What do bumble bees chew?

Answer: Bumble-gum!

3.) How do camels hide in the dessert?

Answer: They wear camel-flage!

4.) How do cows do math problems?

Answer: They use cow-culators!

5.) Where do sheep go on vacation?

Answer: To the Baa-hamas!

6.) Why are goats considered rude?

Answer: They keep butting in!

7.) Where do pigs keep their money?

Answer: In piggy banks!

8.) What did the leopard say after eating?

Answer: “That hit the spots!”

Hope those made you grin and giggle! Have a great Friday and a wonderful weekend! 🙂