More Funny Jokes & Riddles

This cold and dreary day is depressing, but we will make ourselves laugh by telling some jokes and riddles! 😉

#1.) What is gray, has a tail and a trunk?

Answer: A whale on vacation!

#2.) What do you get if you cross a fish and a Harley?

Answer: A motor pike!

#3.) What do you call an annoying bear?

Answer: Un-bear-able!

#4.) What is a rabbit’s favorite game?

Answer: Hopscotch!

#5.) What happened when witches adopted a friendly dog?

Answer: He went from wags to witches!

#6.) What dog always knows what time it is?

Answer: A watchdog!

#7.) Why did the frog go to the dr.?

Answer: Because he felt jumpy!

#8.) What big reptiles ate lemons?

Answer: Dino-sours!

I hope you are grinning after reading those jokes and riddles! Now go try them out on someone else! 🙂

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