Hello again! Wow, things have been crazy busy around here lately! Hope you are all doing well and that the weather is slowly warming up where you are! We’ve had a few wonderful days and it feels so nice to be outside in some sunshine! Anyway, hopefully I will be able to get a few more posts up here soon. 🙂
Let’s do some more jokes and riddles now!
1.) What do you get if you cross a rooster and a crocodile?
Answer: A croc-a-doodle-doo!
2.) What do bumble bees chew?
3.) How do camels hide in the dessert?
Answer: They wear camel-flage!
4.) How do cows do math problems?
Answer: They use cow-culators!
5.) Where do sheep go on vacation?
Answer: To the Baa-hamas!
6.) Why are goats considered rude?
Answer: They keep butting in!
7.) Where do pigs keep their money?
Answer: In piggy banks!
8.) What did the leopard say after eating?
Answer: “That hit the spots!”
Hope those made you grin and giggle! Have a great Friday and a wonderful weekend! 🙂
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? It’s me and I’m here to share some funny jokes with you! Knock! Knock! jokes have been around a long time. Let’s look at some today that might tickle your kiddos funny bones. And maybe yours too! 😉
#1.) Knock! Knock!
#2.) Knock! Knock!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and open the door!
#3.) Knock! Knock!
Lettuce in please! It’s cold out here!
#4.) Knock! Knock!
Icy you looking at me!
#5.) Knock! Knock!
A herd who?
A herd you were home so I came over to see you!
Haha! I hope you had fun with these Knock! Knock! jokes. Maybe you can try them on your friends sometime! 😉