More Funny Jokes & Riddles

This cold and dreary day is depressing, but we will make ourselves laugh by telling some jokes and riddles! 😉

#1.) What is gray, has a tail and a trunk?

Answer: A whale on vacation!

#2.) What do you get if you cross a fish and a Harley?

Answer: A motor pike!

#3.) What do you call an annoying bear?

Answer: Un-bear-able!

#4.) What is a rabbit’s favorite game?

Answer: Hopscotch!

#5.) What happened when witches adopted a friendly dog?

Answer: He went from wags to witches!

#6.) What dog always knows what time it is?

Answer: A watchdog!

#7.) Why did the frog go to the dr.?

Answer: Because he felt jumpy!

#8.) What big reptiles ate lemons?

Answer: Dino-sours!

I hope you are grinning after reading those jokes and riddles! Now go try them out on someone else! 🙂

Time for Giggles!

Hello again! Wow, things have been crazy busy around here lately! Hope you are all doing well and that the weather is slowly warming up where you are! We’ve had a few wonderful days and it feels so nice to be outside in some sunshine! Anyway, hopefully I will be able to get a few more posts up here soon. 🙂

Let’s do some more jokes and riddles now!

1.) What do you get if you cross a rooster and a crocodile?

Answer: A croc-a-doodle-doo!

2.) What do bumble bees chew?

Answer: Bumble-gum!

3.) How do camels hide in the dessert?

Answer: They wear camel-flage!

4.) How do cows do math problems?

Answer: They use cow-culators!

5.) Where do sheep go on vacation?

Answer: To the Baa-hamas!

6.) Why are goats considered rude?

Answer: They keep butting in!

7.) Where do pigs keep their money?

Answer: In piggy banks!

8.) What did the leopard say after eating?

Answer: “That hit the spots!”

Hope those made you grin and giggle! Have a great Friday and a wonderful weekend! 🙂

Fun With Jokes and Riddles

We haven’t done any jokes or riddles for a while, so today seems like a good day to share some! 🙂

#1.) Why can’t you feed a teddy bear?

Answer: Because it’s already stuffed!

#2.) What do you do if a gorilla sneezes?

Answer: Get out of the way!

#3.) How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Answer: Hold it’s nose!

#4.) What is a coyote’s favorite holiday?

Answer: Howl-o-ween!

#5.) What do frogs like to drink?

Answer: Croak-a-cola and hot croak-o!

#6.) What do you call nervous toads?

Answer: Worry warts!

#7.) What is a reptile’s favorite movie?

Answer: The Lizard of Oz!

Happy Giggling! 🙂

Wacky Wednesday Riddles

It’s time for some more giggles! They say laughter is the best medicine so let’s give everyone a boost today with some silliness! 🙂

#1.) What is a monster’s favorite game?

Answer: Swallow the leader!

#2.) Why do giraffes have long necks?

Answer: So they don’t smell their stinky feet!

#3.) What does toast wear to bed?

Answer: Pa-JAM-as!

#4.) What makes 2 people out of 1?

Answer: A mirror!

#5.) What do you always overlook?

Answer: Your nose!

#6.) Why was the strawberry sad?

Answer: It was in a jam!

#7.) What did the pear say to the celery?

Answer: “Stop stalking me!”

#8.) Why are frogs so happy?

Answer: They eat what bugs them!

Haha! Did those make you laugh? Try some of these out on your family and friends and have a great Wacky Wednesday! 🙂

Tongue Twister Time!

Let’s see how nimble your tongue is today! See if you can say these crazy tongue twisters 5 times fast!

1.) Susie sells seashells down by the seashore.

2.) Toy boat. (I know, it looks easy, right? Say it 5 times as fast as you can and see what it sounds like!)

3.) Billy Bob blabbered boldly.

4.) Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. IF Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

5.) If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose to chew?

6.) He threw three free throws. (I think my brain just exploded trying to say that one!)

7.) Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

8.) Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheap cheddar cheese.

9.) The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.

10.) I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch. (Ok, I’m having trouble saying this one SLOWLY!)

How did you do? Is your tongue tired? Mine is!! Be sure to try these out on your family and friends! 😉

Riddles to Make You Smile

It’s cold and snowing some more here! I’m trying not to complain but I could use a break from snow! So let’s see if we can tickle your funny bones with some riddles!

#1.) What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

Answer: A meltdown! 🙂

#2.) What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

Answer: Frosted Flakes!

#3.) What does a Snowshark give you?

Answer: Frost bites!

#4.) What’s the biggest problem with snow boots?

Answer: They melt!

#5.) What do you call young dogs that play in the snow?

Answer: Slush puppies!

Hope these made you smile! Stay warm!!

Knock! Knock! Jokes for Kids

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? It’s me and I’m here to share some funny jokes with you! Knock! Knock! jokes have been around a long time. Let’s look at some today that might tickle your kiddos funny bones. And maybe yours too! 😉

#1.) Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

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#2.) Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and open the door!

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#3.) Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuc who?

Lettuce in please! It’s cold out here!

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#4.) Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

Icy you looking at me!

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#5.) Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

A herd you were home so I came over to see you!

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Haha! I hope you had fun with these Knock! Knock! jokes. Maybe you can try them on your friends sometime! 😉