Riddles to Make You Smile

It’s cold and snowing some more here! I’m trying not to complain but I could use a break from snow! So let’s see if we can tickle your funny bones with some riddles!

#1.) What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

Answer: A meltdown! 🙂

#2.) What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

Answer: Frosted Flakes!

#3.) What does a Snowshark give you?

Answer: Frost bites!

#4.) What’s the biggest problem with snow boots?

Answer: They melt!

#5.) What do you call young dogs that play in the snow?

Answer: Slush puppies!

Hope these made you smile! Stay warm!!

Knock! Knock! Jokes for Kids

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? It’s me and I’m here to share some funny jokes with you! Knock! Knock! jokes have been around a long time. Let’s look at some today that might tickle your kiddos funny bones. And maybe yours too! 😉

#1.) Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

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#2.) Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and open the door!

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#3.) Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuc who?

Lettuce in please! It’s cold out here!

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#4.) Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

Icy you looking at me!

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#5.) Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

A herd you were home so I came over to see you!

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Haha! I hope you had fun with these Knock! Knock! jokes. Maybe you can try them on your friends sometime! 😉