4th of July Riddles

Happy Independence Day! Hope you and your family are having a good holiday! We are getting together with our family and looking forward to fireworks tonight. πŸ™‚ I found a few 4th of July riddles that your family might enjoy.

#1.) What did one flag say to the other flag?

Answer: Nothing, it just waved!

#2.) Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?

Answer: Because the horse was too heavy to carry!

#3.) What dance was popular in 1776?

Answer: Indepen-dance!

#4.) What do you serve with cheese on the 4th of July?

Answer: Fire-crackers!

#5.) Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

Answer: On a piece of paper!

#6.) What did the ghost say on the 4th of July?

Answer: “Red, white and BOO!”

#7.) What is red, white, blue & green?

Answer: Uncle Same holding a watermelon!

#8.) What do you call a snowman on the 4th of July?

Answer: A puddle!

#9.) What’s the difference between George Washington and a duck?

Answer: One has his face on a bill and the other has a bill on his face!

#10.) What flower is the most patriotic?

Answer: Yankee Doodle Dandy-lions!

Hope those riddles brightened your holiday! πŸ™‚

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