It’s Time for Some Giggles!

Today is another gray, cold January day here. So it’s time to share some riddles and give ourselves something to giggle about! Let’s do this! 🙂

#1.) What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs?

Answer: A mathemachicken!

#2.) What do you call a pirate who skips class?

Answer: Captain Hooky!

#3.) What does Mickey Mouse listen to on his way to work?

Answer: Car-tunes!

#4.) What do you call five giraffes?

Answer: A high-five!

#5.) What do cows like to read?

Answer: A moospaper!

#6.) What do you get if you cross a duck and a vampire?

Answer: Count Quack-ula!

#7.) What is black and yellow and goes in circles?

Answer: A bumble bee on a merry-go-round!

#8.) What is a giraffe’s favorite movie?

Answer: Giraffic Park!

#9.) What do you call cows that live in Alaska?

Answer: Eskimoos!

#10.) What do you get if you cross a pig and a tree?

Answer: A porky-pine!

There! I hope you are feeling happier now and these riddles brightened your day! 🙂 Keep smiling!

Time For Some Giggles!

Hi everyone! Hope your week is going well! Let’s take a minute and see if we can get some giggles started with a few riddles! 🙂

#1.) What do you get when you cross a police dog with a skunk?

Answer: Law and odor!

#2.) How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer: Take it to a scary movie!

#3.) What should you take with you when riding through a desert?

Answer: A thirst-aid kit!

#4.) What time is it when you go to the dentist?

Answer: Tooth-hurty!

#5.) Why did the wagon wheels go to jail?

Answer: Because they held up the stagecoach!

#6.) Where do you take a sick horse?

Answer: To the horse-pital!

#7.) Why did the people think the big cat was lazy?

Answer: He was always lion around!

#8.) What kind of bread has the worst attitude?

Answer: Sourdough!

#9.) What do you call pasta that has no friends?

Answer: Ravi-lonely!

#10.) Why can’t Christmas trees sew?

Answer: They keep dropping their needles!

I hope by now you are smiling! 🙂

Let’s Laugh!

I don’t know about you, but I could use a laugh today. Let’s check out some riddles, just for fun!

#1.) What do you call a missing parrot?

Answer: A polygon!

#2.) What do you call an elderly owl?

Answer: An old coot hoot!

#3.) What do you call an awkward bee?

Answer: A fumblebee!

#4.) What do you get if you cross a chicken and a fish?

Answer: Cluck-leberry Fin!

#5.) Why do turkeys eat fast?

Answer: Because they are gobblers!

#6.) What do you call a nutty chicken?

Answer: A cuckoo cluck!

#7.) What do you get if you cross a flowerpot and a duck?

Answer: A quack-pot!

#8.) Who won the giraffes race?

Answer: It was neck and neck!

#9.) Why did the horse turn in circles?

Answer: He was just horsing around!

#10.) What is a cow’s favorite book?

Answer: Winnie the Moo!

Haha! I hope these riddles put a grin on your face and made your day a little brighter! 🙂

I’ve Got the Giggles!

Do you ever get to the point in a day where everything seems funny? When I was a kid still living at home with my parents, we called it being “slap happy”. Sometimes it happens when we are really tired but sometimes it just seems like lots of things “tickle your funny bone”. So here’s a few things that at least made me smile and some that made me giggle and some that even made me laugh out loud. 😂 I hope they will brighten your day and the giggles will spread from my house to your house too!

Little Red Rusty Hood! “Moooooom! I don’t want to wear this scarf!” (Yes, I know it looks like the toy box exploded in the background!)

The dog’s favorite thing that comes in a Bark Box now! 🤣

Wacky Wednesday Riddles

It’s time for some more giggles! They say laughter is the best medicine so let’s give everyone a boost today with some silliness! 🙂

#1.) What is a monster’s favorite game?

Answer: Swallow the leader!

#2.) Why do giraffes have long necks?

Answer: So they don’t smell their stinky feet!

#3.) What does toast wear to bed?

Answer: Pa-JAM-as!

#4.) What makes 2 people out of 1?

Answer: A mirror!

#5.) What do you always overlook?

Answer: Your nose!

#6.) Why was the strawberry sad?

Answer: It was in a jam!

#7.) What did the pear say to the celery?

Answer: “Stop stalking me!”

#8.) Why are frogs so happy?

Answer: They eat what bugs them!

Haha! Did those make you laugh? Try some of these out on your family and friends and have a great Wacky Wednesday! 🙂

Funny Fun on Friday!

I think it’s time for some more riddles! Let’s see if we can get the giggles started! 🙂

#1.) What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?

Answer: Trouble!

#2.) What lets you look right through a wall?

Answer: A window!

#3.) What is it that the more you have of it, the less you see?

Answer: Darkness!

#4.) What can you make but you can’t see?

Answer: Noise!

#5.) What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

Answer: A teapot!

#6.) What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?

Answer: A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells!

#7.) What can make an octopus laugh?

Answer: Ten tickles! (Tentacles)

#8.) What do lazy dogs do for fun?

Answer: Chase parked cars!

#9.) Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?

Answer: He wanted to visit Pluto!

#10.) How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?

Answer: It can have a hole in it!

Are you giggling yet? Hope these riddles brighten your day! Hugs to everyone! 🙂