Fun With Jokes and Riddles

We haven’t done any jokes or riddles for a while, so today seems like a good day to share some! 🙂

#1.) Why can’t you feed a teddy bear?

Answer: Because it’s already stuffed!

#2.) What do you do if a gorilla sneezes?

Answer: Get out of the way!

#3.) How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Answer: Hold it’s nose!

#4.) What is a coyote’s favorite holiday?

Answer: Howl-o-ween!

#5.) What do frogs like to drink?

Answer: Croak-a-cola and hot croak-o!

#6.) What do you call nervous toads?

Answer: Worry warts!

#7.) What is a reptile’s favorite movie?

Answer: The Lizard of Oz!

Happy Giggling! 🙂

Wacky Wednesday Riddles

It’s time for some more giggles! They say laughter is the best medicine so let’s give everyone a boost today with some silliness! 🙂

#1.) What is a monster’s favorite game?

Answer: Swallow the leader!

#2.) Why do giraffes have long necks?

Answer: So they don’t smell their stinky feet!

#3.) What does toast wear to bed?

Answer: Pa-JAM-as!

#4.) What makes 2 people out of 1?

Answer: A mirror!

#5.) What do you always overlook?

Answer: Your nose!

#6.) Why was the strawberry sad?

Answer: It was in a jam!

#7.) What did the pear say to the celery?

Answer: “Stop stalking me!”

#8.) Why are frogs so happy?

Answer: They eat what bugs them!

Haha! Did those make you laugh? Try some of these out on your family and friends and have a great Wacky Wednesday! 🙂

Tongue Twister Time!

Let’s see how nimble your tongue is today! See if you can say these crazy tongue twisters 5 times fast!

1.) Susie sells seashells down by the seashore.

2.) Toy boat. (I know, it looks easy, right? Say it 5 times as fast as you can and see what it sounds like!)

3.) Billy Bob blabbered boldly.

4.) Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. IF Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

5.) If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose to chew?

6.) He threw three free throws. (I think my brain just exploded trying to say that one!)

7.) Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

8.) Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheap cheddar cheese.

9.) The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.

10.) I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch. (Ok, I’m having trouble saying this one SLOWLY!)

How did you do? Is your tongue tired? Mine is!! Be sure to try these out on your family and friends! 😉

Riddles to Make You Smile

It’s cold and snowing some more here! I’m trying not to complain but I could use a break from snow! So let’s see if we can tickle your funny bones with some riddles!

#1.) What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

Answer: A meltdown! 🙂

#2.) What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

Answer: Frosted Flakes!

#3.) What does a Snowshark give you?

Answer: Frost bites!

#4.) What’s the biggest problem with snow boots?

Answer: They melt!

#5.) What do you call young dogs that play in the snow?

Answer: Slush puppies!

Hope these made you smile! Stay warm!!

Knock! Knock! Jokes for Kids

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? It’s me and I’m here to share some funny jokes with you! Knock! Knock! jokes have been around a long time. Let’s look at some today that might tickle your kiddos funny bones. And maybe yours too! 😉

#1.) Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

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#2.) Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and open the door!

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#3.) Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuc who?

Lettuce in please! It’s cold out here!

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#4.) Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

Icy you looking at me!

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#5.) Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

A herd you were home so I came over to see you!

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Haha! I hope you had fun with these Knock! Knock! jokes. Maybe you can try them on your friends sometime! 😉