Time For Some Giggles!

Hi everyone! Hope your week is going well! Let’s take a minute and see if we can get some giggles started with a few riddles! 🙂

#1.) What do you get when you cross a police dog with a skunk?

Answer: Law and odor!

#2.) How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer: Take it to a scary movie!

#3.) What should you take with you when riding through a desert?

Answer: A thirst-aid kit!

#4.) What time is it when you go to the dentist?

Answer: Tooth-hurty!

#5.) Why did the wagon wheels go to jail?

Answer: Because they held up the stagecoach!

#6.) Where do you take a sick horse?

Answer: To the horse-pital!

#7.) Why did the people think the big cat was lazy?

Answer: He was always lion around!

#8.) What kind of bread has the worst attitude?

Answer: Sourdough!

#9.) What do you call pasta that has no friends?

Answer: Ravi-lonely!

#10.) Why can’t Christmas trees sew?

Answer: They keep dropping their needles!

I hope by now you are smiling! 🙂

Friday Fun With Jokes and Riddles

What better way to start the weekend than with some silliness? Let’s get the giggles going with some crazy jokes and riddles. 🙂

#1.) What is a fish’s favorite country?

Answer: Finland!

#2.) What do you call a happy cowboy?

Answer: A Jolly Rancher!

#3.) What do you call a tired kangaroo?

Answer: Out of bounds!

#4.) Why do bears get cold?

Answer: Because they have bear (bare) feet!

#5.) What does a polite mink say?

Answer: “Thank you furry much!”

#6.) What is a gorilla’s favorite fruit?

Answer: Ape-ricots!

#7.) What do you call young dogs romping in the snow?

Answer: Slush puppies!

#8.) How do wolves greet each other?

Answer: “Howl are you?”

#9.) What do you get if you cross a dog and an aardvark?

Answer: An arf-bark!

#10.) What game do snakes play?

Answer: Sssss-occer!

Are you giggling yet? Which one is your favorite? I hope these jokes and riddles tickled your funny bone and made you smile! 🙂

Let’s Laugh!

I don’t know about you, but I could use a laugh today. Let’s check out some riddles, just for fun!

#1.) What do you call a missing parrot?

Answer: A polygon!

#2.) What do you call an elderly owl?

Answer: An old coot hoot!

#3.) What do you call an awkward bee?

Answer: A fumblebee!

#4.) What do you get if you cross a chicken and a fish?

Answer: Cluck-leberry Fin!

#5.) Why do turkeys eat fast?

Answer: Because they are gobblers!

#6.) What do you call a nutty chicken?

Answer: A cuckoo cluck!

#7.) What do you get if you cross a flowerpot and a duck?

Answer: A quack-pot!

#8.) Who won the giraffes race?

Answer: It was neck and neck!

#9.) Why did the horse turn in circles?

Answer: He was just horsing around!

#10.) What is a cow’s favorite book?

Answer: Winnie the Moo!

Haha! I hope these riddles put a grin on your face and made your day a little brighter! 🙂

More Funny Jokes & Riddles

This cold and dreary day is depressing, but we will make ourselves laugh by telling some jokes and riddles! 😉

#1.) What is gray, has a tail and a trunk?

Answer: A whale on vacation!

#2.) What do you get if you cross a fish and a Harley?

Answer: A motor pike!

#3.) What do you call an annoying bear?

Answer: Un-bear-able!

#4.) What is a rabbit’s favorite game?

Answer: Hopscotch!

#5.) What happened when witches adopted a friendly dog?

Answer: He went from wags to witches!

#6.) What dog always knows what time it is?

Answer: A watchdog!

#7.) Why did the frog go to the dr.?

Answer: Because he felt jumpy!

#8.) What big reptiles ate lemons?

Answer: Dino-sours!

I hope you are grinning after reading those jokes and riddles! Now go try them out on someone else! 🙂

Time for Giggles!

Hello again! Wow, things have been crazy busy around here lately! Hope you are all doing well and that the weather is slowly warming up where you are! We’ve had a few wonderful days and it feels so nice to be outside in some sunshine! Anyway, hopefully I will be able to get a few more posts up here soon. 🙂

Let’s do some more jokes and riddles now!

1.) What do you get if you cross a rooster and a crocodile?

Answer: A croc-a-doodle-doo!

2.) What do bumble bees chew?

Answer: Bumble-gum!

3.) How do camels hide in the dessert?

Answer: They wear camel-flage!

4.) How do cows do math problems?

Answer: They use cow-culators!

5.) Where do sheep go on vacation?

Answer: To the Baa-hamas!

6.) Why are goats considered rude?

Answer: They keep butting in!

7.) Where do pigs keep their money?

Answer: In piggy banks!

8.) What did the leopard say after eating?

Answer: “That hit the spots!”

Hope those made you grin and giggle! Have a great Friday and a wonderful weekend! 🙂

Monday Funday Riddle Time!

Today is a rainy, dreary day in our neck of the woods, so it’s a good time to share some more riddles and make us all smile! What do you say? Let’s do this! 🙂

#1.) What did the dog say to his girlfriend?

Answer: “You look fetching tonight!”

#2.) What do you get if you cross a bear and a skunk?

Answer: Winnie the Phew!

#3.) When do seals giggle?

Answer: When they hear seal-y jokes!

#4.) What is a toad’s favorite movie?

Answer: Star Warts!

#5.) What kind of car does a cat drive?

Answer: A Cat-illac!

#6.) What’s another name for a nerdy pig?

Answer: Dorky Porky!

#7.) What do you feed a goat?

Answer: Braaa-d and butt-er!

#8.) Why do parrots go to rock concerts?

Answer: Birds of a feather rock together!

I hope these riddles cheered you up and made you giggle! Now, go share them with someone else and make them a smile! 🙂

More Fun With Riddles!

Welcome to another Monday! And since sometimes Mondays can be a little rough with going back to school and work after a weekend off, let’s have a little fun with riddles to get us all grinning again. 🙂

#1.) What sign is posted at a Boa Constrictors family reunion?

Answer: “No Hugging!”

#2.) What time is it when a dinosaur sits on your sofa?

Answer: Time to get a new sofa!

#3.) What do frogs eat in France?

Answer: French flies!

#4.) Where did the dog leave his car?

Answer: In the barking lot!

#5.) How do sheep get clean?

Answer: They take a baa-th!

#6.) How do you entertain a cow?

Answer: Take her to the moo-vies!

#7.) What do you feed a race horse?

Answer: Fast food!

#8.) What do you call a parrot that likes to hike?

Answer: A walkie-talkie!

Are you smiling now? 🙂 I hope these riddles helped to lighten your mood and make you grin!

Tickle Your Funny Bone!

We haven’t done any riddles for a while so I thought I’d pop on here and share some to brighten your day. 🙂

#1.) I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?

Answer: A stamp!

#2.) If you drop a yellow hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Answer: It becomes wet!

#3.) What did zero say to eight?

Answer: “Nice belt!”

#4.) I sometimes run but I cannot walk. What am I?

Answer: Your nose!

#5.) What fruit can you never cheer up?

Answer: A blue-berry!

#6.) What kind of cup doesn’t hold water?

Answer: A cupcake!

#7.) What did one plate say to the other plate?

Answer: “Dinner’s on me!”

#8.) Why did the pony get sent to his room?

Answer: He wouldn’t stop horsing around!

#9.) What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?

Answer: “Ruff! Ruff!”

#10). What fish only swims at night?

Answer: A starfish!

Well, is your funny bone laughing? 😉 I hope these riddles brightened your day! 🙂

Friday Fun!

It’s Friday! And that means it’s time for some fun! Let’s share some goofy riddles!

-#1.) What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?

Answer: A watchdog!

#2.) What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?

Answer: A chipmunk!

#3.) What did one egg say to the other egg?

Answer: “You crack me up!“

#4.) What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Answer: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

#5.) What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Answer: Sneakers!

#6.) What has 8 legs and 8 eyes?

Answer: 8 pirates!

#7.) What does a pig say on a hot summer day?

Answer: “I’m bacon!”

I hope these tickled your funny bone! Be sure to try them out on your family and friends! Spread the giggles! 😊😄

Wacky Wednesday Riddles

It’s time for some more giggles! They say laughter is the best medicine so let’s give everyone a boost today with some silliness! 🙂

#1.) What is a monster’s favorite game?

Answer: Swallow the leader!

#2.) Why do giraffes have long necks?

Answer: So they don’t smell their stinky feet!

#3.) What does toast wear to bed?

Answer: Pa-JAM-as!

#4.) What makes 2 people out of 1?

Answer: A mirror!

#5.) What do you always overlook?

Answer: Your nose!

#6.) Why was the strawberry sad?

Answer: It was in a jam!

#7.) What did the pear say to the celery?

Answer: “Stop stalking me!”

#8.) Why are frogs so happy?

Answer: They eat what bugs them!

Haha! Did those make you laugh? Try some of these out on your family and friends and have a great Wacky Wednesday! 🙂