Welcome to another Monday! And since sometimes Mondays can be a little rough with going back to school and work after a weekend off, let’s have a little fun with riddles to get us all grinning again. 🙂
#1.) What sign is posted at a Boa Constrictors family reunion?
Answer: “No Hugging!”
#2.) What time is it when a dinosaur sits on your sofa?
Answer: Time to get a new sofa!
#3.) What do frogs eat in France?
Answer: French flies!
#4.) Where did the dog leave his car?
Answer: In the barking lot!
#5.) How do sheep get clean?
Answer: They take a baa-th!
#6.) How do you entertain a cow?
Answer: Take her to the moo-vies!
#7.) What do you feed a race horse?
Answer: Fast food!
#8.) What do you call a parrot that likes to hike?
Answer: A walkie-talkie!
Are you smiling now? 🙂 I hope these riddles helped to lighten your mood and make you grin!