Time to Tickle Your Funny Bone!

Hello again! Wow, sorry its been so long since I posted, but life has a way of “happening”. This time what happened was my husband got knocked off a ladder while cutting tree branches and he broke his rib. Yeeeeeah….ouch doesn’t begin to cover it! Poor guy! He’s starting to see some improvement now but I’ve had some crazy busy days taking care of him and doing his work and mine. Thankful for those that have come to help and for those who are planning to come soon! Hugs to all! 🙂

So let’s have a little fun with some more jokes and riddles! I’ll hope to share some projects soon but we’re taking it one day at a time right now. Let’s laugh! (Just don’t tell these jokes to my husband because it still hurts him to laugh.)

#1.) Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

#2.) Why do bees have sticky hair?

Answer: Because they use honeycombs!

#3.) What is a giraffe’s favorite food?

Answer: Neck-tarines!

#4.) What is a horse’s favorite game?

Answer: Horseshoes!

#5.) What do you feed a llama?

Answer: Llama beans!

#6.) What did the piggy bank say to his child?

Answer: “Do you think I’m made of money?”

#7.) How do cats celebrate their birthday?

Answer: They have a big purr-ty!

#8.) Why did the snake lose the argument?

Answer: Because he didn’t have a leg to stand on!

#9.) What is a good gift to give a turtle?

Answer: A shell phone!

#10.) What is an Italian dog’s favorite food?

Answer: Paws-ta!

I hope these riddles brought a grin to your face and a laugh to your belly! 🙂 Keep smiling!