Hey, there! How’s it going? Things are quite “wintery” here. It’s snowing and the wind is blowing hard and its very cold. It is a good day to stay inside with a blanket and a cup of hot chocolate! So let’s share some silliness and make each other laugh and maybe that will warm us up! 😉
1.) What do you call it when it rains ducks and chickens?
Answer: Fowl weather!
2.) What do you call a rabbit comedian?
Answer: A funny bunny!
3.) How does a snowman get to work?
Answer: By icicle!
4.) What kind of a fish only appears at night?
Answer: A starfish!
5.) What time is it when 10 lions are chasing you?
Answer: 10 after 1!
6.) What did the bee tell her children?
Answer: Bee-have yourselves!
7.) What do you call a horse with a sore throat?
Answer: A hoarse horse!
8.) What did the calf want to be when she grew up?
Answer: A moo-sician!
9.) Why are sheep good at baseball?
Answer: They know how to baa-t!
10.) How do snakes say good-bye?
Answer: Sssso long!
And now it’s sssso long from me too! 🙂 Hope these jokes brightened your day! 🙂
The Kids Niche 