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Let’s Share Some More Riddles

Greetings, everyone! Wow, sometimes life gets a little crazy and it’s certainly been that way for us! There’s been so much to do outside before winter sets in here. And things have been breaking down…like our well, our furnace, my computer acted up and on and on. But I’m hoping I can get things back on track now and share some fun things with you.

Welcome to the fall season! For today let’s share some giggles…ready? Here we go!

#1.) What do you call a lamb who dances?

Answer: A Baaa-lerina!

#2.) What do you call a messy hippo?

Answer: A hippopota-mess!

#3.) What do you call a chick that goes on an ocean voyage?

Answer: An egg-splorer!

#4.) What’s big and gray and goes up and down?

Answer: An elephant on a pogo stick!

#5.) What do you call a grumpy cow?

Answer: Mooo-dy!

#6.) Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?

Answer: At a secondhand store!

Now let’s try some tongue twisters! 🙂 Can you say these 5 times fast?

#7.) Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.

#8.) Six slimy snails slid slowly seaward.

#9.) I saw Susie sitting in a shoeshine shop.

#10.) Randy’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.

Whew! Is your tongue tired? Do you have the giggles? 🙂 I hope you had fun and now you’re smiling! Thanks for stopping by!

Time For Some Giggles!

Hi everyone! Hope your week is going well! Let’s take a minute and see if we can get some giggles started with a few riddles! 🙂

#1.) What do you get when you cross a police dog with a skunk?

Answer: Law and odor!

#2.) How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer: Take it to a scary movie!

#3.) What should you take with you when riding through a desert?

Answer: A thirst-aid kit!

#4.) What time is it when you go to the dentist?

Answer: Tooth-hurty!

#5.) Why did the wagon wheels go to jail?

Answer: Because they held up the stagecoach!

#6.) Where do you take a sick horse?

Answer: To the horse-pital!

#7.) Why did the people think the big cat was lazy?

Answer: He was always lion around!

#8.) What kind of bread has the worst attitude?

Answer: Sourdough!

#9.) What do you call pasta that has no friends?

Answer: Ravi-lonely!

#10.) Why can’t Christmas trees sew?

Answer: They keep dropping their needles!

I hope by now you are smiling! 🙂

Let’s Laugh!

I don’t know about you, but I could use a laugh today. Let’s check out some riddles, just for fun!

#1.) What do you call a missing parrot?

Answer: A polygon!

#2.) What do you call an elderly owl?

Answer: An old coot hoot!

#3.) What do you call an awkward bee?

Answer: A fumblebee!

#4.) What do you get if you cross a chicken and a fish?

Answer: Cluck-leberry Fin!

#5.) Why do turkeys eat fast?

Answer: Because they are gobblers!

#6.) What do you call a nutty chicken?

Answer: A cuckoo cluck!

#7.) What do you get if you cross a flowerpot and a duck?

Answer: A quack-pot!

#8.) Who won the giraffes race?

Answer: It was neck and neck!

#9.) Why did the horse turn in circles?

Answer: He was just horsing around!

#10.) What is a cow’s favorite book?

Answer: Winnie the Moo!

Haha! I hope these riddles put a grin on your face and made your day a little brighter! 🙂

More Funny Jokes & Riddles

This cold and dreary day is depressing, but we will make ourselves laugh by telling some jokes and riddles! 😉

#1.) What is gray, has a tail and a trunk?

Answer: A whale on vacation!

#2.) What do you get if you cross a fish and a Harley?

Answer: A motor pike!

#3.) What do you call an annoying bear?

Answer: Un-bear-able!

#4.) What is a rabbit’s favorite game?

Answer: Hopscotch!

#5.) What happened when witches adopted a friendly dog?

Answer: He went from wags to witches!

#6.) What dog always knows what time it is?

Answer: A watchdog!

#7.) Why did the frog go to the dr.?

Answer: Because he felt jumpy!

#8.) What big reptiles ate lemons?

Answer: Dino-sours!

I hope you are grinning after reading those jokes and riddles! Now go try them out on someone else! 🙂

Goofy Pets

Sometimes our pets do silly things, don’t they? Just for fun today, we’re taking a look at some crazy things we’ve caught some of our family’s pets doing. And what we think they might have been thinking… 😉

#1.) “Look out! This is a crazy alert!”

#2.) “It was so nice of mom and dad to set up this grow light so I can work on my suntan.”

#3.) “How dare you put my toy away in my toy box?!”

#4.) “Play ball!” (Cutest ball player ever!) 😉

#5.) “Catch me if you can!”

#6.) “What’s the best way to attack the cat? On the count of 3, you go right and I’ll go left.”

#7.) “It’s time to do the laundry.”

#8.) “I have my own personal taxi!”

#9.) “Why is there a chipmunk on my head?”

#10.) “All tucked in and ready for bed.”

#11.) “Do I look pitiful enough for you to give me some treats? Pleeeeeease?!”

#12.) “You have exactly 3 seconds to take this costume off of me.”

#13.) “Whew, that was a wild birthday party!”

#14.) “No, you may not have your crockpot case back. This is now my domain.”

#15.) “It’s the Easter Puppy!”

#16.) “Bow to your Queen, you peasants!”

#17.) The most popular Bark Box for dogs ever.

I hope you’ve had fun looking at these silly pet pictures! 🙂 Hug your pet and give him/her pats from me! 🙂

Time for Giggles!

Hello again! Wow, things have been crazy busy around here lately! Hope you are all doing well and that the weather is slowly warming up where you are! We’ve had a few wonderful days and it feels so nice to be outside in some sunshine! Anyway, hopefully I will be able to get a few more posts up here soon. 🙂

Let’s do some more jokes and riddles now!

1.) What do you get if you cross a rooster and a crocodile?

Answer: A croc-a-doodle-doo!

2.) What do bumble bees chew?

Answer: Bumble-gum!

3.) How do camels hide in the dessert?

Answer: They wear camel-flage!

4.) How do cows do math problems?

Answer: They use cow-culators!

5.) Where do sheep go on vacation?

Answer: To the Baa-hamas!

6.) Why are goats considered rude?

Answer: They keep butting in!

7.) Where do pigs keep their money?

Answer: In piggy banks!

8.) What did the leopard say after eating?

Answer: “That hit the spots!”

Hope those made you grin and giggle! Have a great Friday and a wonderful weekend! 🙂

Monday Funday Riddle Time!

Today is a rainy, dreary day in our neck of the woods, so it’s a good time to share some more riddles and make us all smile! What do you say? Let’s do this! 🙂

#1.) What did the dog say to his girlfriend?

Answer: “You look fetching tonight!”

#2.) What do you get if you cross a bear and a skunk?

Answer: Winnie the Phew!

#3.) When do seals giggle?

Answer: When they hear seal-y jokes!

#4.) What is a toad’s favorite movie?

Answer: Star Warts!

#5.) What kind of car does a cat drive?

Answer: A Cat-illac!

#6.) What’s another name for a nerdy pig?

Answer: Dorky Porky!

#7.) What do you feed a goat?

Answer: Braaa-d and butt-er!

#8.) Why do parrots go to rock concerts?

Answer: Birds of a feather rock together!

I hope these riddles cheered you up and made you giggle! Now, go share them with someone else and make them a smile! 🙂

More Fun With Riddles!

Welcome to another Monday! And since sometimes Mondays can be a little rough with going back to school and work after a weekend off, let’s have a little fun with riddles to get us all grinning again. 🙂

#1.) What sign is posted at a Boa Constrictors family reunion?

Answer: “No Hugging!”

#2.) What time is it when a dinosaur sits on your sofa?

Answer: Time to get a new sofa!

#3.) What do frogs eat in France?

Answer: French flies!

#4.) Where did the dog leave his car?

Answer: In the barking lot!

#5.) How do sheep get clean?

Answer: They take a baa-th!

#6.) How do you entertain a cow?

Answer: Take her to the moo-vies!

#7.) What do you feed a race horse?

Answer: Fast food!

#8.) What do you call a parrot that likes to hike?

Answer: A walkie-talkie!

Are you smiling now? 🙂 I hope these riddles helped to lighten your mood and make you grin!

Fun With Jokes and Riddles

We haven’t done any jokes or riddles for a while, so today seems like a good day to share some! 🙂

#1.) Why can’t you feed a teddy bear?

Answer: Because it’s already stuffed!

#2.) What do you do if a gorilla sneezes?

Answer: Get out of the way!

#3.) How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Answer: Hold it’s nose!

#4.) What is a coyote’s favorite holiday?

Answer: Howl-o-ween!

#5.) What do frogs like to drink?

Answer: Croak-a-cola and hot croak-o!

#6.) What do you call nervous toads?

Answer: Worry warts!

#7.) What is a reptile’s favorite movie?

Answer: The Lizard of Oz!

Happy Giggling! 🙂