What better way to start the weekend than with some silliness? Let’s get the giggles going with some crazy jokes and riddles. 🙂
#1.) What is a fish’s favorite country?
Answer: Finland!
#2.) What do you call a happy cowboy?
Answer: A Jolly Rancher!
#3.) What do you call a tired kangaroo?
Answer: Out of bounds!
#4.) Why do bears get cold?
Answer: Because they have bear (bare) feet!
#5.) What does a polite mink say?
Answer: “Thank you furry much!”
#6.) What is a gorilla’s favorite fruit?
Answer: Ape-ricots!
#7.) What do you call young dogs romping in the snow?
Answer: Slush puppies!
#8.) How do wolves greet each other?
Answer: “Howl are you?”
#9.) What do you get if you cross a dog and an aardvark?
Answer: An arf-bark!
#10.) What game do snakes play?
Answer: Sssss-occer!
Are you giggling yet? Which one is your favorite? I hope these jokes and riddles tickled your funny bone and made you smile! 🙂
The Kids Niche 