Today is another gray, cold January day here. So it’s time to share some riddles and give ourselves something to giggle about! Let’s do this! 🙂
#1.) What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs?
Answer: A mathemachicken!
#2.) What do you call a pirate who skips class?
Answer: Captain Hooky!
#3.) What does Mickey Mouse listen to on his way to work?
Answer: Car-tunes!
#4.) What do you call five giraffes?
Answer: A high-five!
#5.) What do cows like to read?
Answer: A moospaper!
#6.) What do you get if you cross a duck and a vampire?
Answer: Count Quack-ula!
#7.) What is black and yellow and goes in circles?
Answer: A bumble bee on a merry-go-round!
#8.) What is a giraffe’s favorite movie?
Answer: Giraffic Park!
#9.) What do you call cows that live in Alaska?
Answer: Eskimoos!
#10.) What do you get if you cross a pig and a tree?
Answer: A porky-pine!
There! I hope you are feeling happier now and these riddles brightened your day! 🙂 Keep smiling!
The Kids Niche 