Let’s get the week rolling with some silliness! Are you kids ready for some goofy jokes and riddles? Here we go! 🙂
#1.) Why did the chicken go to the doctor?
Answer: For an eggs-amination!
#2.) What happens when ducks tell jokes?
Answer: They quack up!
#3.) What did the bee say to his girlfriend?
Answer: “You are bee-utiful!”
#4.) What do you get if you cross Little Red Riding Hood with a bird?
Answer: Robin Hood!
#5.) Why are giraffes not allowed to drive cars?
Answer: They would cause giraffic jams!
#6.) What do you call horses in adjoining stalls?
Answer: Neigh-bors!
#7.) How did the llama travel to the fancy party?
Answer: In a llama-sine!
#8.) What do you call a sneak attack by a pig?
Answer: A ham-bush!
#9.) What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine?
Answer: He came out spotless!
#10.) What do you call a dinosaur that delivers packages?
Answer: Fed Rex!
Hahaha! I hope those riddles brightened your day and set off a nice round of giggles! 🙂
The Kids Niche 