Hello again! How is your week going? I hope it’s been good so far, but just in case its been less than stellar, let’s take a couple of minutes out to laugh. 🙂 As the old saying goes, “Laughter is the best medicine!” So here is your dose of medicine for today! 😉
#1.) What is the difference between a beluga and a guppy?
Answer: There’s a whale of a difference!
#2.) Why don’t bears wear hats?
Answer: They like being bear-headed!
#3.) Where does a rabbit catch a plane?
Answer: At the hare-port!
#4.) Why did the dog get into fights?
Answer: Because he was a Boxer!
#5.) Who does a frog go to when he needs an eye examination?
Answer: A hop-tometrist!
#6.) Why does nobody want to play games with the big cat?
Answer: Because they know he’s a cheetah!
#7.) What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Answer: Time to get a new clock!
#8.) What type of dog makes the best artist?
Answer: A labra-doodler!
#9.) Who likes to eat hamburgers, fries and ants?
Answer: Ronald McAardvark!
#10.) What state has the most cats & dogs?
Answer: Pets-ylvania!
I hope these jokes cheered you up and made you smile! Now go share them with someone else and brighten their day too! 🙂
The Kids Niche 